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Be Careful When You 'Whist Your Turds'

His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’
Little Jimmy was SO pleased
But when he told his mum and dad…
They could not be appeased!


(Think spoonerisms)


Jan Allison
8th April 2016

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Lindsay Laurie

April 10, 2016 at 8:41 PM

Hello Jan ... a very clever twist on words - thanks again - Lindsay

Jan Allison

April 10, 2016 at 9:05 PM

Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

April 9, 2016 at 1:27 PM

Haha...I don't blame His parents : )

Jan Allison

April 9, 2016 at 1:32 PM

LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

April 9, 2016 at 11:44 AM

Funny!

Jan Allison

April 9, 2016 at 1:04 PM

Glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

April 9, 2016 at 9:12 AM

Clever indeed!

Jan Allison

April 9, 2016 at 10:07 AM

Thanks Richard:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks

April 8, 2016 at 11:47 PM

Wowzers, Jan. What comical wit you have here ... way to sneak in the expletive. Agreed with Andrea.

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 11:52 PM

LOL Timothy - I do try and abide with the rules:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

April 8, 2016 at 6:37 PM

Tucking Ferrific!!!

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 11:22 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Bob Atkinson

April 8, 2016 at 6:10 PM

Sweet

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 6:14 PM

Thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Dineen Williams Gault

April 8, 2016 at 6:07 PM

How clever...this was hilarious! Ha ha! :)

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 6:08 PM

Thanks Dineen:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr

April 8, 2016 at 5:04 PM

Very well written and thought out Jan a fine piece demanding some mental investment for sure, thanks.

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 5:12 PM

Thanks Robert:-)hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

April 8, 2016 at 4:47 PM

Lol Jan loved it....Seren

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 5:12 PM

Thanks Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings

April 8, 2016 at 10:26 AM

LOL - That is so funny Jan.

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 10:28 AM

Thanks Barry if I make people smile then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

April 8, 2016 at 10:13 AM

Hahaha! I got it! You are one witty and clever lady, Jan. The Bag Lady is based on a true experience. She's now deceased but her presence was the talk of our small town. I have a longer poem about her, too. Best wishes on your forthcoming book of funnies. /M

Jan Allison

April 8, 2016 at 10:28 AM

I look forward to reading your poem about her Maurice:-) hugs jan xx