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Be Careful When You 'Whist Your Turds'

His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’
Little Jimmy was SO pleased
But when he told his mum and dad…
They could not be appeased!


(Think spoonerisms)


Jan Allison
8th April 2016

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/10/2016 8:41:00 PM Hello Jan ... a very clever twist on words - thanks again - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/10/2016 9:05:00 PM Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 4/9/2016 1:27:00 PM Haha...I don't blame His parents : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2016 1:32:00 PM LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/9/2016 11:44:00 AM Funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2016 1:04:00 PM Glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 4/9/2016 9:12:00 AM Clever indeed! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2016 10:07:00 AM Thanks Richard:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks Date: 4/8/2016 11:47:00 PM Wowzers, Jan. What comical wit you have here ... way to sneak in the expletive. Agreed with Andrea. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 11:52:00 PM LOL Timothy - I do try and abide with the rules:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/8/2016 6:37:00 PM Tucking Ferrific!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 11:22:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Bob Atkinson Date: 4/8/2016 6:10:00 PM Sweet Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 6:14:00 PM Thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Dineen Williams Gault Date: 4/8/2016 6:07:00 PM How clever...this was hilarious! Ha ha! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 6:08:00 PM Thanks Dineen:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Stoner Jr Date: 4/8/2016 5:04:00 PM Very well written and thought out Jan a fine piece demanding some mental investment for sure, thanks. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 5:12:00 PM Thanks Robert:-)hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts Date: 4/8/2016 4:47:00 PM Lol Jan loved it....Seren Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 5:12:00 PM Thanks Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Barry Stebbings Date: 4/8/2016 10:26:00 AM LOL - That is so funny Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 10:28:00 AM Thanks Barry if I make people smile then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler Date: 4/8/2016 10:13:00 AM Hahaha! I got it! You are one witty and clever lady, Jan. The Bag Lady is based on a true experience. She's now deceased but her presence was the talk of our small town. I have a longer poem about her, too. Best wishes on your forthcoming book of funnies. /M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 10:28:00 AM I look forward to reading your poem about her Maurice:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Quigley Date: 4/8/2016 10:10:00 AM Awesome! What Saver daid. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 10:27:00 AM lol :-) hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin Date: 4/8/2016 9:39:00 AM A mucking refarkable spooner. Love it. Love, daver Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 9:42:00 AM HA HAHA Daver - I wish I'd have thought of that line - sooooo funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 4/8/2016 9:34:00 AM :-) very good jan x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 9:42:00 AM Thanks Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 4/8/2016 9:33:00 AM They sure were dum and mad....lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 9:41:00 AM I couldn't use that line Tim - i used it in my other spoonerism poem for Roy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France Date: 4/8/2016 8:52:00 AM Jan, so funny, you have such great wit and humour, I admire that in you so much ~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 9:41:00 AM Thanks BW - no matter what is going on in my life I do try to make people smile with my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

J. Tudor Date: 4/8/2016 8:45:00 AM I see you had to tite your bongue to keep from saying **it.! You come up with some mighty funny stuff. J. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 9:40:00 AM Thanks J Tudor L:-) I am working on a book of funny poems now:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison Date: 4/8/2016 7:38:00 AM I prefer "Whining shit" LOL Love it... xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 7:45:00 AM ha ha ha :-) I couldn't put that in my poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 4/8/2016 7:22:00 AM Sounds like you are talking about the forthcoming USA Elections! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2016 7:24:00 AM Ha ha ha oh yes some politicians sure are 'shying lits' lol hugs Jan xx