Toupees Poems - Poems about Toupees

...A goldfish has a memory of three seconds Very much like senior citizens I'd say They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets Wearing their wife's negligee A sneeze has been recorded......Read the rest...

...The average person laughs 13 times a day I laugh a lot more often than that In fact I probably hold the world record Maybe three or four times that in fact A katydid hears through holes......Read the rest...

...Everything's bigger in Texas they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupees......Read the rest...

...Peace and love lots of slang man I'm feeling groovy tonight I was a flower child still stand wishing we could all unite although they protested in their maxi dresses and were getting a......Read the rest...

...Pierre's upscale wig shoppe sells fine toupees Gus said, "This one I want to buy today." Gus was ready to spit 'Cos his wig didn't fit Pierre smiled ~ "First get a haircut, OK?"......Read the rest...

...In Texas, everything's bigger they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupees......Read the rest...

...A barber in county Kildare, both drinking and doing their hair, cut till they were bald. 'Don't worry,' he called, 'Eight quid includes toupees to wear.' for Joseph's limerick contest, written......Read the rest...

...Modern Vanity tracks weaves hair color fingernails manicures pedicures inflated buttocks and lips sculptured hips workout aerobic liftup tuckin sixpacks jog rotate walk perspire m......Read the rest...

...“I WILL OBEY” stack the legos make the towers bury the money build the server send the message the dandelion’s on fire. tonight, the code goes out the message is clear the message is ......Read the rest...

...When I shop for an automobile, I don’t worry much about speed. Good mileage per gallon I want. A van or a truck I don’t need! So I guess if shopped for a spouse the way that I shop for a car, ......Read the rest...

...I killed the earth last night, with my unregistered gun and I joined rich men with toupees, and backbones of little boys. I killed the earth last night, by bringing my .38 caliber to school. ......Read the rest...

...The average person laughs 13 times a day I laugh a lot more often than that In fact I probably hold the world record Maybe three or four times that in fact A katydid hears through holes......Read the rest...

...For time, space cannot the opportunity squander With streaming video distant love grows much fonder Magnetic beams glint through the wild blue yonder Grainy, jittery images oft-forsaken hearts to pon......Read the rest...

...A goldfish has a memory of about three seconds Very much like senior citizens I'd say They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets Wearing their dear wife's negligee A sneeze has been re......Read the rest...

...Harlots on Harleys Barbies on broomsticks Midgets on widgets Buddha on Broadway Leaders in leotards Players in playpens Twinkies in Slinkies Christ in Cabaret Temptation of teddies Tyran......Read the rest...