There are many things to consider
before you Tarzan from tongue to tonsil
down the inflammatory throat of a fugitive fire
pulsing its polyps
on your living room floor;
of which, exactly none, translate at all
to the flat-lining blue found in hospital gowns
or those cowering through
a yellowing brick of recycled
notebook paper.
Categories:
tonsil, analogy, fear, fire, moving
Form: Free verse
Most dastardly
Executive Majesty,
we serve at your pique pleasure
obsequiously so
Yea, Darth Lord,
we be the surreptitious, servile ones:
Leper skin publicans, publicly hiss reviled
Tonsil rear ends torqued low
is our mealy-mouth status quo
We’re liquored up lap dogs
Always lip bent overly yours
Tongue rolls of surfeit flattery,
buttery tones of praise gluttony piled on
Nay, Imperial Vader,
we echo only your strident, bellyaching growls
from our sphincter pie holes
Boast bastardly
King El Presidente,
and we cower at your cheek displeasure
ingratiatingly so
Our speech undignified,
flesh market wench pride
was thirty silver pieces sold
minus six-feet degrees below
Aye, Commander-in-Chief Bellow Nero ...
Imp patient Sanballast ground zero,
your every atomic jinn wish gets grovel granted
We bow mice-men be the fawn minion pagan pawn devotees,
submissively submitting to such spittle humiliation willingly
Ever always lip bent overly yours
Categories:
tonsil, parody, perspective, satire, word
Form: Burlesque
Trump Unfriendly
Trump has been unfriendly and a big jerk;
Out for him many things may never work,
Big mouth will avoid;
Tonsil and adenoid;
Responsibilities and duties he did shirk.
Jim Horn
Categories:
tonsil, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
It was the day of your tonsil surgery,
and it was very hot.
So sadly, I ate all of your banana ice cream,
With a bit of your chocolate whip cream at top.
I didn’t ‘fess up, so I won’t mess this up,
But I’ll be sure to pretend it’s the purge,
And have a gigantic spree-buying banana
ice cream for thee.
Categories:
tonsil, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Redicule of a Loose Tool
Determined that if not enjoyed, it would be destroyed
And with another thought and idea became annoyed
When around with many things my mind has toyed
Invariably viewed will have eventually filled every void.
All the perplexed people's personalities became paranoid
While desperate doctor tried to remove tonsil and adenoid
And when blinded by ducks who were now nicely decoyed
In a magazine story that was then turned into a tabloid.
Okay already, so you were such an anxious android
Analyzed from every angle and became apparently analogoid
With something everlasting looking like a horrible hemorrhoid
Guess what? It erupted and everything around it exploded.
James Thomas Horn
Subject to much radical redicule
For possibly having a loose tool.
Categories:
tonsil, hilarious,
Form: Couplet
. The yellow cream filled twinkie
A frozen delight,
Try eating it nice and cold;
Tongue enveloping
Tonsil tackling
Throat filling
Cream!
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{throw them in the freezer before you eat them}
inspired by:
sweet treat contest (Laura Mckenzie)
Categories:
tonsil, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Call me clean stamp,
I burn my brand on the devil with holiness.
yea, I said it and it remains. Watch the smoke sizzle
to a sign that says "Fear God". Biff. Low and oppressed doesn't
mean take the devils bs: belittling seriously.
now I bend metal bows, not on a christmas gift but as a "miss" gift from Christ.
Psalm says the enemy shoots arrows proverbs says I'm worth more than two
sparrows.
Who holds down the whole town with a gold crown?
Have a bold pound you sold ya soul for an old frown on a cold clown.
"SAY WHAT NOW" may your ear bleed. Your feet in water and you is
what the electric chair need. Needs. Need!- ebonix/ who's a N.L.?
you play ice honkey too? I heard that reGreztsky! thats N.H.L and the only
HOCKEY
I play is tonsil wit wifey. Back to where I do my shopping at-
National Liquidators- Gods makes it rain then strikes the nations with lightning,
so forget the E.C. Electric chair? no your Extra Ciriculer activities on Exempting
Color with Exagdurated Calculations on who I love!
Categories:
tonsil, parody, social, urban, boy,
Form: Free verse