Toffs Poems - Poems about Toffs

...Her Mam did for the rich Wool toffs, days chocka block with chores. Her fella was a plazzy gent— A few jars opened doors. A proper jarg johnny he used; he thought hi’self r......

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...Ale and horses There was only one brewery in our hometown covering the whole district on flat-bed wagons with 50 horses to get work as a driver was a sought-after occupation when crates had been......

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...Games not straight Toffs on horses still killing foxes. Boris parties while we put nans in boxes. Chancellor won’t pay his rate. I tell you now, the games not straight . Palace pay......

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...I knew my ancestry and my dad was a joiner, But verged on disowning my mum for labour, Not married in history yet throbbing with spark, Love, truth, kindness fibered the gelled dark. A stunner......

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...I love Mittens; they're so warm and cosy. When harsh winds blow, that makes cheeks rosy Thick woollen mittens do the trick These are the hand warmers my hands pick. Just slip your hand inside t......

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...It could be true I often wonder if there is a secret plot. If the virus was human-made to reduce the number of people living in poverty, and the old? The minorities who live in inadequate col......

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...I read about a game of football, wondered whether it was real, Did they really pause the fighting, For some festive time to steal? Enemies the toffs invented, all were simply duty bound, Will to w......

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...When do we knock off? Home offices, not for toffs, I stagger to the desktop, Yikes, another job! Guess it won't take me long, Piss off my phone, should be my song, We can afford gas for cars ve......

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...Brexit Sonnet No. 46 ‘A Brexit Gift’ What larks! A Brexit gift with double bow, A tale of two shires with border slung between. As cameras flash, a cashing stream doth flow To feed and nour......

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...My granddaughter loves me, that's all I need to know. I will let the toffs and profs who came my way now go. For all their disparagement why should I have the slightest care? My ......

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...What the Butler Heard Extract from a memoir Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall, Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball. Noses upturned with a touch of conceit, Hob-Knobbing with......

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...A party of toffs all so snotty was crashed by a yokel so naughty. After passing much gas, this guy with no class took a dump left unflushed in the potty. (for those who may not know:......

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...TRENCHANT WENCH FROM THE UNROMANTIC MIDLANDS In the pub, I serve out the pints My comely bosom gives a hint of home And what men are escaping from – dreary sex With housewives who scour the s......

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...Privately educated, privileged backgrounds .……no problem per se …….…but ......we're led by these plum in mouth toffs by the troughful.…... their snouts in the pockets of the electorate, creaming the ......

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...Ladies dress up, looking their best Pretty clothes chosen just to impress Perfumed and pretty the ladies in high heels Their menfolk look keen and prepare to do deals It’s Ladies Day, at Ascot, a......

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