Toadies Poems | Examples


No Longer the World

Everything changes; life rearranges
The way that, for years, things would be.
We go with the flow, for what we used to know
Is no longer the world we can see.

It isn’t just age, for when people engage
With each other, the way that they act
Seems more crude and imbued with a mean attitude
That is lacking in manners and tact.

Such negative views, like I read in the news,
Filters down from the leader in charge
And the toadies, like sheep, scared of making a peep,
Think their boot-licking helps them loom large.

While we wait and debate, all this free-floating hate
Forms a coating that makes us all numb.
Though I won’t be around, maybe hope will abound
In the years and elections to come.
Categories: toadies, america, change,
Form: Rhyme

The Newspaper

I’m tired of the newspaper,
Defeated and ashamed,
For story after story features
He-who-can’t-be-named.

But even worse, the toadies
Who bow down and kiss his toes
Are gloating with their power
Which nobody will oppose.

We’re headed for disaster
Yet it’s difficult to care
Because the news assures us
That, already, we are there.

Our nation once was mighty,
Opportunity did shine,
But that’s the case no longer
Since nobody has a spine.
Categories: toadies, america,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberToadies of Our Times

Midst anger fester the fox's concerns
    infecting every breathing room
  with pique and plaint in brilliance painted
    ensconced in virtue, truth untainted

  Whilst swirls the mud, a sewer's worth
    from which a sample oozes forth
  to tempt the toadies of our times
    who lip and tongue their fonts of rhyme

  Unity's preached midst raw dissension
    clarity abuts miscomprehension
Categories: toadies, allegory, anger, hyperbole, satire,
Form: Couplet

Premium MemberPeople People People

Those with time to the brink are on the irk.
Sincere toadies do not cast magic shirk.
People who have also been hugely hurt.
People tranced with the act of a flirt.

 Firmly, it isn't the genial people who I denied.
They're apt as crucial as the things they hide.
This dreadful wrath has taken over my heart.
 If I grasp them, chew the cud; my hair grows a dart.

You appreciate them, yet they overlook you.
It's tuff to fathom folks who love but fade too. 
People who beget anguish and sadness.
People who say they care but flee in darkness. 

I deplore slugging, furious, proud, and slander people.
People fear honesty; therefore, I sprawl the treacle.


Written: January 08, 2022

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Categories: toadies, analogy, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Croak Proof

Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do  do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do  do attract flies

Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of dysentery deceit
stinks of foul breath duplicity

For they do  do double dip in 
toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty

Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech
Categories: toadies, imagery, parody, perspective, truth,
Form: Burlesque


The Schmoogle Wars

The league of toadies 
Abound
Proffering info to all
Kind
Of revenue streams

Cloaked in a meme
Of free
Domination
Press
Where you want
The pressure

REBUKE
Exploitation
That divides a nation
With white lies
On a dark net
Categories: toadies, political,
Form: Acrostic

It Reeks Of


Backdoor sound byte diarrhea hurls
Sticky tongue bowel overflow
Little green froggies say the Apollo man from Mars
ain’t gonna fighter plane land
in a nuclear day or so

Sphincter hole toilet bowl saliva swirls
got an oven baked brownie glow
Little kyrptonite toadies say the Venus-born superwoman
wanna lead Pilate the flyby band,
be a peace hawk sis bro’

Such lyrical lying done on a mythical scale ... 
it reeks of,
you don’t wanna know

Lying kings and queens —  
Roaring eagles of the blue sky 
are on a soaring, white cloud predator prowl

Flying below the radar;
dropping constipated truth bombs,
which nay palm skin burn
with strategic flush, royal greed accuracy

Lying low bow silo, with uranium stealth arrows, 
in the waste land dead zone
Noxious fear vapors on a vulture mushroom blow
Fiery serpent wing plume shadows 
give more territory to own

Much lying done on a global kill scale ... 
it reeks of death,
and you don’t wanna know that smell

Extinction level pyre inhale
W2 Three trust me,
you don’t ever wanna nostril feel
that rotting, bone ash exhale
Categories: toadies, dark, death, imagery, visionary,
Form: Elegy

Dangerous Is Presence of the Feeling Called Power

Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called POWER

The gift of respect is wrapped with 
fear
As the meagre mortal not accustom 
to that touch 
This simply classifies the Hut and 
the tower 
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called power!! 

The dirt u dust beats the yellow 
metal
Toadies besetting like the laughing 
beasts
Affection denied, only lie left to 
shower
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
feeling called POWER
Categories: toadies, addiction, analogy, anger, poetry,
Form: I do not know?

Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification

Don of Trivia Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification
                    Popped forty triangular antidepressants for annihilation
                                       But Coagulable antibodies
                                  Made his two Trypophobia toadies
                 To bounce the castle of Tuffrut in choreomaniac titillation
Categories: toadies, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

A Feeling Called Power

Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power!!

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called POWER

The gift of respect is wrapped with 
fear
As the meagre mortal not accustom 
to that touch 
This simply classifies the Hut and 
the tower 
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called power!! 

The dirt u dust beats the yellow 
metal
Toadies besetting like the laughing 
beasts
Affection denied, only lie left to 
shower
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
feeling called POWER
Categories: toadies, growing up
Form: Free verse

Lizard In My Beer

.

On the cyber-stallion 
of military might,

           against the backdrop 
           of missiles, a fearsome sight,

           Commander-in-Chief, 
           malevolently looming,

           stares at charred corpses, 
           then gazes around, smirking.
     

There, the wounded crawl and drag 
their dead through debris;

           yonder, ashes of home 
           and heart, maimed memory.

           The old, the children, 
           they may be blasted away

           as burnt offerings 
           on the altar of peace, he'd say.


Hark the chanting of his 
lackeys, dogs and toadies:

            "Hail, the Commander-in-Chief, 
             brave champion of peace!"

             That lion lionized by those 
             with envy and fear,

             wish he were this drunk 
             lizard drowning in my beer !

.
Categories: toadies, political
Form: Tail-rhyme

Hail, the Commander-In-Chief

Astride his cyber-stallion of hi-tech military might,
   against the backdrop of missile silos, he's a fearsome sight,
      the Commander-in-Chief, so huge, malevolently looming,
         smirking at seared carcasses,  grinning and preening

as the wounded crawl and drag their corpses through debris,
   embers and ashes of home and heart, maimed memory;
      the old, the children, if he says so, must be blasted away,
         as bloody burnt offerings on the altar of peace, he'd say.

"Hail, the Commander-in-Chief! brave champion of peace!"
   nervously chant his lackeys, clowns, toadies and cronies;
      a power-dazed lion lionized by those trembling with fear,
         how I wish, he were this drunk lizard drowning in my beer!
Categories: toadies, peace, people, social,
Form: Rhyme

Drunken Lizard In My Beer

Astride his cyber-stallion of awesome
     hi-tech military might,
Against the backdrop of missile silos,
     a fearsome sight,
The Commander-in-Chief, huge,
     malevolently looming,
Smirks at the seared carcasses,
     moves about, preening. 
     
As the wounded crawl and drag
     their corpses through debris,
Embers and ashes of home and 
     heart, maimed memory,
The old, the children, if he says
     so,  must be blasted away,
Mere bloody burnt offerings on   
     the altar of peace, he'd say.

"Hail, the Commander-in-Chief,
     brave champion of peace!"
Nervously chant his lackeys,
     goons, dogs  and toadies,
A power-dazed lion so lionized 
     by the envious with  fear,
How I wish he were this drunken
     lizard drowning in my beer !
Categories: toadies, death, life, people, sympathy,
Form: Tail-rhyme
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