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Toadies Poems - Poems about Toadies

The Newspaper
...I’m tired of the newspaper, Defeated and ashamed, For story after story features He-who-can’t-be-named. But even worse, the toadies Who bow down and kiss his toes Are gloating with their powe......

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Categories: toadies, america,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Picasso President
...I have claimed to be apolitical but there are times when the crop is ready for harvesting, so I put fuel in the John Deere, ink in my pen and wrote... He'll get millions of votes for ......

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Categories: toadies, how i feel,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Toadies of Our Times
...Midst anger fester the fox's concerns infecting every breathing room with pique and plaint in brilliance painted ensconced in virtue, truth untainted Whilst swirls the mud, a sewer'......

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Categories: toadies, allegory, anger, hyperbole, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member People People People
...Those with time to the brink are on the irk. Sincere toadies do not cast magic shirk. People who have also been hugely hurt. People tranced with the act of a flirt. Firmly, it i......

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Categories: toadies, analogy, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
A Message From Hell
...A light summer rain falls across distant blue mountains. I have a pretty cottage by a winding stream. This evening I recline in a garden chair on a sloping lawn. I merely need to think of a ......

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Categories: toadies, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Land Filled With
... Plague of lies, froggy croaks untrue Swarm of flies surround Capitol dungHills Infectious hope buzz kill: Leftover piles of shill legislative bills that don’t do do right There sho......

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Categories: toadies, metaphor, perspective, political, truth,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Croak Proof
... Webbed lip toadies, their tongues do do stink of lies As they leapfrog from excrement places that do do attract flies Brown tongue toadies, their sticky web of dysentery deceit sti......

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Categories: toadies, imagery, parody, perspective, truth,
Form: Burlesque
The Schmoogle Wars
...The league of toadies Abound Proffering info to all Kind Of revenue streams Cloaked in a meme Of free Domination Press Where you want The pressure REBUKE Exploitation That divides a......

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Categories: toadies, political,
Form: Acrostic
50 Words For Poe: Shark
... "50 Words for Poe: Shark" The Shark’s name was Bruce he liked to drive with his head hanging out the car mouth wrapped around a Montecri......

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Categories: toadies, adventure, dark, journey, love,
Form: Romanticism
It Reeks Of
... Backdoor sound byte diarrhea hurls Sticky tongue bowel overflow Little green froggies say the Apollo man from Mars ain’t gonna fighter plane land in a nuclear day or so Sphincter ho......

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Categories: toadies, dark, death, imagery, visionary,
Form: Elegy
Belly Full of Lies
... Listen to what the snake charmers say: We be sulfuric scaly bellies, flicking poisonous tongues on the telly Idoly speak pure Orwellie — Down is up ... famine be a feast sup Tell ......

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Categories: toadies, allegory, metaphor, truth, wisdom,
Form: Burlesque
Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet
... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......

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Categories: toadies, fun, humor, parody, political,
Form: Light Verse
Dangerous Is Presence of the Feeling Called Power
...Dangerous is presence of the feeling called Power The notorious fist that clenched the sun An abominable eye that bridled the dark The pride when blended with ego is sour And so dangero......

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Categories: toadies, addiction, analogy, anger, poetry,
Form: I do not know?
Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification
...Don of Trivia Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification Popped forty triangular antidepressants for annihilation But Coagulable antibodies ......

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Categories: toadies, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
A Feeling Called Power
...Dangerous is presence of the feeling called Power!! The notorious fist that clenched the sun An abominable eye that bridled the dark The pride when blended with ego is sour And so dange......

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Categories: toadies, growing up
Form: Free verse

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