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Tights Poems - Poems about Tights
My Tights Are To Tight
I once road a bike I had no tights Or helmet with a light I just road my bike If I road a bike today I would not wear any tights That would mean I was naked...
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Bobby May
Categories:
tights,
funny,
Form:
Free verse
Tights
Forgive me now For what I say Only a fool These things would say People in tights As a rule Aren’t tight I have to wonder As I go Here and there I see tights And mostly I see I would rather not A tight fit body Is a wonderful thing Very pleasing to see As it moves On it tights Are...
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William Kofoed
Categories:
tights,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Wrestling With His Tights - Bawdy Limerick
A wrestler whose first name is Bill Wears tights (but he’s over the hill) He shoves down a sock To enhance his cock It sure gives the ladies a thrill! Now Bill’s a really proud macho guy And keeps grey hair at bay with black dye Even though he’s a man He wears lots of fake tan And baby oil is in constant supply For...
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Jan Allison
Categories:
tights,
body, clothes, for him,
Form:
Limerick
Tights and Ice Cream
To be a woman, there is a lot of wonder There are lots of beauty secrets to ponder That goes beyond the powder That breathes the living power Leggings and shorts seize the moment Maxi dresses and mini skirts twirl in enjoyment Flowers and blossoms of spring make a statement Coats and furs of winter cover with endearment Eye brushed the turtlenecks caressingly...
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Njeri Hunjeri
Categories:
tights,
beauty, fashion, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
Pans Tights
lost in a deep sea the frog is loose escaping from hell tracking down hopping mad a culprit named pork chops who ate the pig is on the loose again vile threats made on duck calling out to everyone his lips on the lily trumpet bringing back the magic with those green smelly old tights in hearing whistling on the wind under a silver moon peter pan imposter sweet talking candles softly...
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Liam Mcdaid
Categories:
tights,
fantasy, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Slow Movin Tights
I'm in me bath here, with a box of red cheer, yeah a box of red cheer, beer's too bloody dear. Me mind's wanderin twixt big **** and riches, bein able to scratch at what itches, without scratchin the bum out your britches. If they think you got what, they'd rather they'd got, mate, hang onto...
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Red Omara
Categories:
tights,
me, red, women,
Form:
Ballad
Tights and Blames.
Tights and Blames. I As She Eats, Feels, Drinks, Laughs And Dreams. I As She Joys, Finds, Writes, Watches And Explains. I As She Sobs, Reads, Fights, Tights, And Blames....
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Daljit Khankhana
Categories:
tights,
caregiving, devotion, education, faith,
Form:
Verse