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Texan Poems - Poems about Texan


Grapevine'd Texan
. There Lake's edge ...

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Categories: texan, adventure, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Etheree
Premium Member The Texan One Ups Me
He is from the great USA state of Texas, so he has bragging rights. Everything is bigger and better there, they have incredible sights. Stetson’s are bigger, their cowboy boots are made with more leather. If we have a tornado, they have a cyclone and hailstorm in their weather. Their cars and their houses are bigger, by at least...

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Categories: texan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Texan and the Mexican
When I caught the Mexican Who’d run off with my lexicon He said are you a Texican? It seems he couldn’t read...

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Categories: texan, education, humorous, western,
Form: Rhyme
Texan Targets
Send the kids to school to be shot Or church to become a sex pot With COVID-19 Becoming a teen May be the slimmest chance they've got! n.b. Texans believe life is only sacred until the breath of life is inhaled after which everyone is fair game! ...

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Categories: texan, culture,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Greenhorn
A New York born greenhorn, name of Talley, Felt a free meal challenge up his alley. Known as seventy-two-ounce steaks abode Into the Big Texan he boldly strode, As the patient Big Texan clock looked on. “I am fair game to feast,” boasted the lad. “To eat all the food waiting to be had. I shall gobble the steak and trimmings...

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Categories: texan, food, smile, success, time,
Form: Rhyme



The Ayes of Texas
Texans are not known for their brains Which go off the rails just like trains But why should they care? They're going nowhere Why worry who's holding the reins?...

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Categories: texan, future,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Real Tall Texan
Mister hirsute and strong just felt totally wrong The comedian was funny underneath not-so-sunny A financier, short and stout his bulging midriff stuck out So, she risked it all on a Texan real tall But she learned her lesson without any question The taller the 'you-all' the farther...

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Categories: texan, boyfriend, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Textbook Texan
As I walked down the streets of Laredo I spied a Mexican hot potato But better by far A Cuban cigar With a spicy Comanche tomato...

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Categories: texan, culture, food, lust, native
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Constipated Texan
there was a kidder who sat on a *hitter he pushed long and hard for he was no quitter but nothing came out he left with a pout that gritty old kidder was named Tex Ritter...

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Categories: texan,
Form: Limerick
The Hope of a Texan
Gray clouds above The wind is colder Any chance of snowing?...

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Categories: texan, winter,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Texan Unicorn
She wades along a bustling Texan street, A line of roses drifts on like a fleet While unicorns climb in her head; Galloping with dreams, refreshed By softened mist, that eases eyes To ride the carousel of skies. She breathes a thrilled wish on Lone Star As gems pour, showered by centaurs On nightfall when breeze wisps her...

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Categories: texan, dedication,
Form: Couplet
Texan Rose
London rain and Texan skies Warm my heart and thrill my eyes Flooded streets and clouds for miles Think I’ll stay here for a while Bright red buses and trusty steeds Carry my spirit wherever they lead City bustling and cattle at graze This is where I spend my days Royal parks with Texas Rangers Sounds of home could not be stranger London Symphony plays...

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Categories: texan, cowboy-western, life, places
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Favorite Texan, Shirlene
Of all my acquaintances or even kin, Or those that fall somewhere between; My most preferred Texan that's ever been, Is my good friend and buddy, Shirlene. I've known this woman for many years, She's grown closer though years were lost. On her behalf i have silently shed tears, Which was part of a lost friends cost. But now frequent visits we have...

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Categories: texan, friendship
Form: Lyric

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