The Texan One Ups Me

He is from the great USA state of Texas, so he has bragging rights.
Everything is bigger and better there, they have incredible sights.
Stetson’s are bigger, their cowboy boots are made with more leather.
If we have a tornado, they have a cyclone and hailstorm in their weather.

Their cars and their houses are bigger, by at least double, he says.
Native Americans there can bead gowns twice as fast on the Res.
My husky is a giant dog I tell him, this you cannot dispute.
In answer, he drags over his enormous Alaskan Malamute.
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