Funny Terzanelle Poems

By Poet "A mother's love is made in heaven." 


A special gift given from above
only one person can feel.
How great is a mother's love.



She always...

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How will I know if I’ve written a good poem?
Is self-assessment the best measure of its worth
Shall I seek a plethora of plaudits at random?

If...

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I thought I would try this contest
My brain really needs a wake-up jolt
I thought I would try this contest

Then on second thought, I might bolt
No,...

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When life is hard and seems to bring you down
Seek gratitude for anything at all
Find something funny to erase the frown

Look up at the sky,...

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Our Summer's too hot; our Winter's too cold
Our Spring is too rainy; Autumn's withheld 
Just hear me complain -- I'm sure sounding old

Our Summers are...

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There is a place where children stay
in a virtual Neverland,
where it's safe for them to play.

Happiness at their command
and broccoli that tastes like cheese
in a...

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She walks down snow covered path to the church
Christmas approaches she'll receive her gift
She reaches for the door made of clear birch

Stomping her feet she...

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I am the floating pieces within the black hole of the verses
The dark phantom take a side emitted in remaining shadow
Who could stop me from...

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HUSH YOU LUSH

Why don't you just face the truth about you
you're a god damned lush honey
and to be that big a drunk
it takes a whole...

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TRIPLET

If you spent most of your money on beer
In an effort to generate good cheer
The bank manager might easily jeer

He’d be looking at your balance...

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I will eat liver periodically despite doc's kvetch

   When I cease to function, upon my cold granite stone you may etch:

  ...

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