I've never learned to change a tire.
It's not a skill I wish to acquire.
If stuck I'm always going to hire..
Also, can't change my car's oil,
perhaps I was a bit spoiled.
Cooking I botch, even with foil..
Couldn't dance til I took aerobics.
I've always been math a phobic.
Don't have the patience to be stoic..
There's just one skill I'd like to hone,
speak Chinese on the phone, so
telemarketer's will leave me alone...
Categories:
telemarketers, self,
Form: Light Verse
i have no one to fight with
so i call back telemarketers
hoping they won't hang up
when i start talking ****.
i miss you.
i stay in my bed,
stay in my head,
stay in my bed
just one more day,
i swear.
Categories:
telemarketers, anger, break up, feelings,
Form: Free verse
You’re loathsome in your pertinacious ways.
Your courtesy goes and your rudeness stays.
Can’t you find other means to make money?
You’re a big nuisance, and it’s not funny!
I don’t want to buy what you have for sale.
If you call back again, I’ll kick your tail!
Categories:
telemarketers, funny
Form: Rhyme
Out of Area
Was on the caller ID
I wonder which telemarketer
It can be
It was for children
Who were in need
Fro fallen sheriffs
Was they're plead
$25, $40, $50
What would suit you best?
I told her send the kids to me
I'll take care of the rest
She paused. I said, "I have no money"
She relies, "$10 will do,
How would you like to pay for that?"
I replied," With love that is true!"
Ma'am I am serious
Well, so am I
It should be against the law
For a child to cry
I hung up!
Categories:
telemarketers, angst, childhood, love, people,
Form: Bio