Telemarketers Poems - Poems about Telemarketers

...Who Cares? Who cares… When loved ones with dementia go missing and resources caregivers lack When the poor are given a handout, not a helping hand to get on track When lying scammers and telema......Read the rest...

...I've never learned to change a tire. It's not a skill I wish to acquire. If stuck I'm always going to hire.. Also, can't change my car's oil, perhaps I was a bit spoiled. Cooking I botch, even w......Read the rest...

...I'm still waiting for my first automated rifling phone call, Scripted to begin: Hello Gerald Oliver Dillenbeck! What would you like to health invest in this wealthy day? So I could answer wit......Read the rest...

...Why is there so much distrust, Fueling hatred, malice and lust? We're caught up in every scam's gust Leaving many financially bust Including telemarketers' thrusts Continuously feeding disgu......Read the rest...

...i have no one to fight with so i call back telemarketers hoping they won't hang up when i start talking ****. i miss you. i stay in my bed, stay in my head, stay in my bed just one more da......Read the rest...

...I have updated my phones, all the latest gadgets, that is me So this day I unplugged the old answering machine No longer needed, a redundant old piece Time for the old thing to be put to rest It has ......Read the rest...

...That's my dad for you... getting his hands deep into the knitty-gritty, when most others would just back off a safe distance away saying, "No thanks! Maybe when Armageddon comes a'knocking we can tal......Read the rest...

...Everyone needs one I come and go sick or healthy I create beautiful pictures-Artist I write stories-Writer I use my voice all the time-Singer I dramatize everything you see-Actor/Actress I fix......Read the rest...

...A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works By Elton Camp Those of you who are regular readers will find this different from anything I’ve published before. It’s not a poem and not a prose......Read the rest...

...If you want to stop telemarketers from calling your cell phone, just dial this toll free number and they'll leave you alone * 888 382 1222 *......Read the rest...

...I dread phoning businesses, I dread phoning the store. No real people answer. Those days are no more. Press one for English, two for French, if you please. No real human contact for my queri......Read the rest...

...You’re loathsome in your pertinacious ways. Your courtesy goes and your rudeness stays. Can’t you find other means to make money? You’re a big nuisance, and it’s not funny! I don’t want to buy wh......Read the rest...

...When I Become King By Elton Camp Note: This poem contains a challenge to writers. As soon as ruler I am crowned, Many changes will come around Peace or cancer cure I won’t say As no k......Read the rest...

...She sits alone The day is gray Her eyes are dull, with light extinguished Maybe the phone will ring Where are they now? The ones she cradled? The young and able? Telemarketers are now her friends M......Read the rest...

...I have Geritol at half price The tamper proof has only been breached twice Viagra for you real go getters B12 for Telemarketers aka appointment setters Come on kids, help me out with my supply R......Read the rest...