Telemarketer Poems - Poems about Telemarketer

... I needed a job to pay the bills not knowing what I was getting into. A telemarketing company if you can believe selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet with a view. They said it was a ......Read the rest...

...Five days of hell on the phone, selling lies and pieces of the Titanic carpet. A sinking ship of a company with a captain who gropes and leers and a crew who watches it happen. Fiv......Read the rest...

...I heard a ringing, it must be my phone. So, off I ran, I was home alone. I looked high, I looked low. I even looked in the Freezer below. I looked upstairs and down again. I looked in the ov......Read the rest...

...Hello This is Mervin No thanks do not need them Really we have enough thank you Good bye Sponsor Sotto Poet Contest Name Traditional Cinquain 15/4/2023......Read the rest...

... A Metamucil Moment" Woke up this morning Feeling rather blue Ran out of Metamucil Don't know what to do Muscles really aching Joints are creaky sore I ran out of Ben-Gay Have to......Read the rest...

...stop!! auto calls telemarketer Why! you do you keep calling? 2/6/18 by James Edward Lee Sr.......Read the rest...

...Crickety china the Chinese chicken Where is the cheese dominoes ......Read the rest...

...kissing you in this dream then getting bitten by the truth i guess that is why it is called later youth the bloom of me is now wilted i feel like damaged goods i was a vulnerable future evictee ......Read the rest...

...A satire by Elton Camp “To find what type of job you are best fitted to and then to secure an opportunity to pursue it, is the key to happiness.” -- John Dewey For me, it’s now too late to do ......Read the rest...

...By Elton Camp Sam much too intently does insist Green eggs and ham not be missed I don’t like them isn’t good enough Sam persistently promotes the stuff He is very much like a telemarketer......Read the rest...

...An Ideal Job Is Easily Found By Elton Camp “To find what type of job you are best fitted to and then to secure an opportunity to pursue it, is the key to happiness.” -- John Dewey It’s now ......Read the rest...

...A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works By Elton Camp Those of you who are regular readers will find this different from anything I’ve published before. It’s not a poem and not a prose......Read the rest...

...This lonely drive to work, I barely felt alive I felt a little quirk, on this mundane drive I pulled over to make a call, next to a park My secretary called, then my screen went dark I procee......Read the rest...

...The a/c in the truck has been broken I adjust the wing window, but it's sucking Another red light and I'm steering wheel tapping There is a rattle in the speaker that's blasting The summer bree......Read the rest...

...There is no law that says that I must keep a Twitter page and write on it my actions of each and every day There is no law to force me to answer my telephone Or even to carry my cell whenever I le......Read the rest...