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Telemarketer Poems - Poems about Telemarketer

Clocking out of Chaos
... I needed a job to pay the bills not knowing what I was getting into. A telemarketing company if you can believe selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet with a view. They said it was a ......

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Categories: telemarketer, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
Five Days of Telephonic Hell
...Five days of hell on the phone, selling lies and pieces of the Titanic carpet. A sinking ship of a company with a captain who gropes and leers and a crew who watches it happen. Fiv......

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Categories: telemarketer, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Form: Free verse



Find My Phone
...I heard a ringing, it must be my phone. So, off I ran, I was home alone. I looked high, I looked low. I even looked in the Freezer below. I looked upstairs and down again. I looked in the ov......

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Categories: telemarketer, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Telemarketer
...Hello This is Mervin No thanks do not need them Really we have enough thank you Good bye Sponsor Sotto Poet Contest Name Traditional Cinquain 15/4/2023......

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Categories: telemarketer, thanks,
Form: Cinquain
My Life Is Unraveling
... A Metamucil Moment" Woke up this morning Feeling rather blue Ran out of Metamucil Don't know what to do Muscles really aching Joints are creaky sore I ran out of Ben-Gay Have to......

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Categories: telemarketer, angst, fate,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Telemarketer Auto Caller
...stop!! auto calls telemarketer Why! you do you keep calling? 2/6/18 by James Edward Lee Sr.......

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Categories: telemarketer, anger, anxiety, conflict, voice,
Form: Questionku
Got Your Goat
...Crickety china the Chinese chicken Where is the cheese dominoes ......

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Categories: telemarketer, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Free verse
Kissing You In This Dream
...kissing you in this dream then getting bitten by the truth i guess that is why it is called later youth the bloom of me is now wilted i feel like damaged goods i was a vulnerable future evictee ......

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Categories: telemarketer, blue, heartbreak, heartbroken, how
Form: Free verse
An Ideal Job
...A satire by Elton Camp “To find what type of job you are best fitted to and then to secure an opportunity to pursue it, is the key to happiness.” -- John Dewey For me, it’s now too late to do ......

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Categories: telemarketer, satire,
Form: Rhyme
The Folly of Eating Green Eggs and Ham
...By Elton Camp Sam much too intently does insist Green eggs and ham not be missed I don’t like them isn’t good enough Sam persistently promotes the stuff He is very much like a telemarketer......

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Categories: telemarketer, humor,
Form: Rhyme
An Ideal Job Is Easily Found
...An Ideal Job Is Easily Found By Elton Camp “To find what type of job you are best fitted to and then to secure an opportunity to pursue it, is the key to happiness.” -- John Dewey It’s now ......

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Categories: telemarketer, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Solution To Telemarketers That Actually Works
...A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works By Elton Camp Those of you who are regular readers will find this different from anything I’ve published before. It’s not a poem and not a prose......

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Categories: telemarketer, angst, money,
Form: Narrative
Calling All Angels
...This lonely drive to work, I barely felt alive I felt a little quirk, on this mundane drive I pulled over to make a call, next to a park My secretary called, then my screen went dark I procee......

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Categories: telemarketer, life
Form: Couplet
Some Daze
...The a/c in the truck has been broken I adjust the wing window, but it's sucking Another red light and I'm steering wheel tapping There is a rattle in the speaker that's blasting The summer bree......

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Categories: telemarketer, funny
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member My Rant For the Day
...There is no law that says that I must keep a Twitter page and write on it my actions of each and every day There is no law to force me to answer my telephone Or even to carry my cell whenever I le......

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Categories: telemarketer, lifeme, me,
Form: Free verse

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