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Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave, 
I (a mutated batman wannabe) 
doth prattle and stump
and display wide whirled webbed 
and variegated tail feathers 
(also known as rectrices) of mine,
cuz in actuality true bats
as quoted verbatim from Google
“lack tail feathers,
but they do sport tails that
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Categories: teflon, abuse, america, anxiety, august,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberThe Teflon Kid

  Finding excuses, child’s play
    Just wish your mistakes away

  Never a rainy day for you
    Compliments only and trophies too

  You’re the best there ever was
    At least that’s the ‘round here buzz’

  You hit a friend smack in the jaw
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Categories: teflon, child, growing up, hate,
Form: Couplet



Devil's Advocate Claims Teflon Trump

Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate 
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds, 
renounces, yawps extreme
views bellows dogmatic fulminations
in an attempt to redeem
stolen 2020 capital one bid.

Which hunter (biden his time) 
will reap grim statistic when citizens 
cast their ballots for president 
in the popular vote (viz 2024 election) 
unbeknownst one or the other
lesser
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Categories: teflon, 12th grade, abortion, age,
Form: Rhyme

The Teflon Don

Written By:  D. Collins 8/23/19


The same ego maniac who thought nothing would stick.
Had no clue of the conviction we are working with.
We are coming to get him.  He had best believe that.
"The Chosen One" will have his face in Big Bubba's lap.


"The Second Coming of God" will hit a dead end street.
When he
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Categories: teflon, judgement, political,
Form: Crown of Sonnets

Premium MemberThe Teflon Queen

The Teflon Queen
  

That Hillary Clinton- our own Teflon Queen-            
or others might say- just a harsh 'queen of mean'?
Mistakes and misdeeds disappear quite unseen
by blinded supporters who think she's pristine.

Whitewater's long scandal was never resolved-
and Travelgate, Filegate- two more never solved.
With Teflon's
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Categories: teflon, how i feel, political,
Form: Rhyme




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