Funny Tail Rhyme Poems

It burned up our best corn field
Now we've no crops this year to yield
Peculiar, it was never set ablaze

Yesterday they were fully intact
Perhaps an extraterrestrial...

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Levity, leveret
Too phony, coney
Bucks for the buck
And dough to see doe

Hare-brained, hilarious
Rabbit died laughing
That’s funny, bunny
The kittens will grow

You don’t know jack, rabbit
We’re in high...

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Caterpillar to  Butterfly 

      Crawling ugly caterpillar
      on a bamboo pillar
   ...

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It was 5 in the morning and I was tracking a deer
I was invisible, dressed in camo
I gasped. My eyes grew wide with fear
I could...

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There lives a puppy named Weasel
She's almost big as a diesel
Artists paint her on their easel
She can be found digging up bones

Her heart is as...

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What you don't know, that I know.
My voice so mellifluous
Presenting me as emasculate, 
As if I am heaven's perfect candidate. 
Ohh they don't know, 
As...

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Chasing Rabbit
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Grabbed hold of Wildebeest’s tail
Punctured it on a rusty nail
Big loud tetanus shot
Apologized through the mail
Afraid of beast by his wail
He was pretty hot...

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I caught ampersand in my boot.
Go away I said or I’ll shoot.
Hilarious pout.

Arrogantly loud and not moot,
His flatulence was a big hoot.
And stinky, no doubt....

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She was an ugly mean old hag,
Born out of a tapestry bag,
She smelled like old lint,
Her mouth was wider than a stag,
Her sense of humor...

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REFLECTIONS ON POSTWAR AMERICAN PRESIDENTS
 
Truman became President by accident, which
probably explains why, on the whole, he did a good job.
Eisenhower, deprecated as an inveterate...

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Hello, is it me your looking for?
Oh please don't shut the door
I'll try to keep my voice soft
Imagine climbing to the loft
I like a bit...

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Melts in Minute


           Have Ice cream? So nice dream!
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May I please say before we start
that I am PERFECT for this part?
It's in my SOUL.

You might as well go lock the door,
cuz right here's...

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