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Bad Kitty - Christmas

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When you have fallen fast asleep,
I'll crawl toward your hall and creep
out through your door...

Advancing quickly through the gloom,
I'll prance into your living room
and as you snore,

I'll pulverize your rug and purr,
while sizing up your Douglas fir,
and when I...

LEAP!

I'll dangle ever frantically,
until each spangle from your tree
is in a HEAP!

I'll SLASH your floppy socks's toes
and GNASH your boxes tops's bows
in savage bites!

Then lift, at last, my pretty tail
and spritz a blast of 'Kitty Male"

...to wreck your lights!


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Constance La France Date: 1/1/2019 6:58:00 PM Lycia, congratulations on your win in my contest with this lovely and creative poem, well done ~ Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/31/2018 11:35:00 PM Back with congratulations on your win. Happy New Year's Login to Reply

CayCay Jennings Date: 12/19/2015 1:41:00 AM I sure did enjoy this! Congratulations on your win ... CayCay Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 12/17/2015 1:24:00 PM lycia, CONGRATULATIONS on your nice win. ~SKAT~ Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 12/16/2015 4:12:00 PM I know this cat!!!!! Congrats on your placement in the contest Login to Reply Lycia Harding Date: 12/17/2015 9:51:00 AM Thank you, John - back atcha! xoxo

Teddy Kimathi Date: 12/16/2015 5:39:00 AM Greetings Lycia. Congrats for your #2 placement in the contest! ;-) Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/15/2015 10:48:00 PM Great write! Congratulations on a great win, Lycia! Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 12/15/2015 10:36:00 PM Such a beauty Lycia.. no wonder a great win.. big congrats! Login to Reply

Susan Gentry Date: 12/15/2015 10:04:00 PM Congratulations! Well written. Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 12/6/2015 11:39:00 PM Thank goodness I don't have a cat! My puppy does me well! Congratulations on your win! Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 12/4/2015 11:11:00 PM Wonderful poem and win Lycia... big congrats! Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 12/4/2015 10:03:00 PM Lycia, Congratulations on your sweet win. Enjoyed your entry. LUV SKAT Login to Reply

Eric Boddie Date: 11/14/2015 4:20:00 PM and that is why I don't do indoor pets....lol Login to Reply Eric Boddie Date: 11/30/2015 4:36:00 PM well my place is on top....and remember that I wont flop....but I will inspire the panty drop....I meant drip, you better let me stop....lol Lycia Harding Date: 11/24/2015 2:38:00 PM Just make sure you know your place.... or take a scratch across your face! Eric Boddie Date: 11/18/2015 2:55:00 PM I like scratches is a fact....just as long as they are on my back....lol Lycia Harding Date: 11/18/2015 6:53:00 AM Cubs like you will have their fun **+** as always, I remain detached **+** remember this advice though, son; **+** mess with a cat, you might get scratched! Eric Boddie Date: 11/14/2015 4:48:00 PM actually cougars are not indoor pets....they are beasts like me so you should expect....that not about me would refuse to be their prey....so put on you cougar print, what do you say....lol Lycia Harding Date: 11/14/2015 4:27:00 PM Repeat: What about Cougars? Wraaaarrr!

Jan Allison Date: 11/11/2015 8:06:00 AM This made me smile Lycia good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Lycia Harding Date: 11/11/2015 11:39:00 AM Heh heh! Thank you, Jan. xoxo!