Casting Couch

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May I please say before we start
that I am PERFECT for this part?
It's in my SOUL.

You might as well go lock the door,
cuz right here's what you're looking for.
I AM this role!

But why take chances? Just in case,
I've put plans B and C in place.
(So I'm not not stiffed)

Lets just say I have money, dear.
Who couldn't use a twenny here?
 *wink*.... catch my drift?

Need more to prove that I'm no slouch?
Just show me to the casting couch.
THAT talent's free...

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No -  thank YOU, Sir!!    When's best to call?
I just KNEW once you'd seen it all...

Oh...............     You'll call ME...?

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Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Callus Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 4:32 PM
Clever write, Lycia! The applicant has it all ... confidence, money and hidden talent that's now been put on show! gl in the contest:) // paul
Harding Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 6:11 PM
Hi Paul! Thank you. Gl to you as well, if youve entered. xoxo
Boddie Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 3:15 PM
slipping bribes under the table....always leaves everything unstable....but here's a penny for your thoughts....if you take it, then you just got caught....lol
Harding Avatar
October 7, 2015 at 6:09 PM
Penny, nickel, quarter, dime ..*.. I'll try out behind the door ..*.. and secure the part as mine ..*.. on the table or the floor ..*..
Matt Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 4:46 AM
WOWEEEE PHATT
Harding Avatar
October 6, 2015 at 9:12 AM
Hàhaha! S'up, Matt?
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