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Sylvester Poems

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saw blue peek out - yesterday.
what? you say:
i tawt i taw a puddy tat.*
i did! i did!*
and white and purple clouds,
for realz,*
can’t make this up.
and yet, today,
the sky is made of steel,
so back to
same old same old.*
at least the trees
remain...Read More
Categories: sylvester, weather,
Form: Free verse

teaching what i tawt
with this sing
i songly wed
i did you and
you did too

i bridled the not
French but Spanish
kiss thus tightening
the knot not loosening

i now pronounce you
pronouns in the eyes
of a looney tune spit
sputtering Sylvester

stutter Puddy Cat
and i say i say i say
Leg Horn...Read More
Categories: sylvester, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Essential Part of the Matter
In the gist of the Jester
The jiggle doesn't match the jangle
The tester bangle is not at the right angle
For the name tag should be hanging on Esther

Three cribs over in the newborns you'll find her
By the ancestor of the jester...Read More
Categories: sylvester, baby, confusion, giggle, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member parade of feathers
no bands formed, no marshal led
this was a unique parade for birds instead
all dressed up in their colorful wardrobe
proudly representing their native abode

the great snowy egret so staunch and prim
was calling the flocks that were sauntering but trim
banners were waving...Read More
Categories: sylvester, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Smarty Pants Poem Number Two
Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem.
I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore.
I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done before.

So I typed in Smarty...Read More
Categories: sylvester, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member How to Throw Yourself In the Garbage
Hobbies are for losers, and habits are hobbies for the poor,
But hopping into heaping piles of rubbish is haute couture.

What’s in, ladies and gentlemen, is what we want thrown out,
But not to own it but instead to be it is...Read More
Categories: sylvester, america,
Form: Couplet
My Good Man
sylvester he’s named
tall, dark, handsome- can’t complain
loves me patiently

...Read More
Categories: sylvester, best friend, care, heart, love, relationship, romance,
Form: Haiku
looking beyond the sky, yes i stare above the mountain.
to climb it in several trips that at last i build a tower.
withing my thought the heavens raise their smiles but the earth place me bellow the mountain.

rest became my enemy...Read More
Categories: sylvester, anxiety, appreciation, cheer up, education, endurance, faith,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Dedicated to Donald Trump
Dedicated to Donald Duck

You are greatly admired
By the following
The deplorables

Kellyanne Conway
   She will con you all the way!
Adolph Hitler
Joseph Stalin
Sarah Palin
Pol Pot
Vladimir Putin
Saudi Royals
Palestinian boils
Tayyip Erdogan
Rudy Giuliani
Mike Pence
Chris Christie
Fran Drescher
Denis Rodman
Jesse Ventura
Astor Mark Burns the fraud and con...Read More
Categories: sylvester, bible, butterfly, death, nonsense, philosophy, political, rude,
Form: Free verse

 They claimed I was naked and uncivilized
So they came to clothe me and ''disrobe'' my naked shame
But I wish I remained the same
For they wiped away my honor and fame.

They claimed I was wild in the...Read More
Categories: sylvester, abuse, africa, bereavement, discrimination, feelings, history, myth,
Form: Lyric

Everyday Actors
Arnold Schwarzenegger at Olive Garden

Tom Cruise Stuck in Traffic
Feel need
Need speed

Sylvester Stallone Riding a Horse

Dustin Hoffman Looking Out the Window
Stay in
Rain man

Tom Hanks Stealing a Piece of Chocolate

Harrison Ford Taking a Selfie

March 3, 2016...Read More
Categories: sylvester, celebrity, funny, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Call Me A Super Hero

Terry said I was a real “sketch”

I'm taking that as a compliment

Not some colourful cartoon character

Wonder what it represents

Hope I'm more like Superman

Than that scatter brain Daffy Duck

Old Dick Tracy kinda makes sense

Or Sylvester running amok

Can't be Blondie but maybe...Read More
Categories: sylvester, hero,
Form: Narrative
New Thoughts
"New Thoughts"

New everything,
new songs that we will sing,
new words,
nouns and verbs,
with the pure function,
of holding sentences together,
like houses held tight in bad weather,
New thoughts and ideas,
new ways to adhere,
if you hear,
New places to explore,
new inspirations to adore,
new is more,
more friends...Read More
Categories: sylvester, art,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Famous Nicknames
They nicknamed Doris Day the girl next door
But she never lived next door to me.

Sting is known as sting but isn't a bee.

Davy Jones was known as a monkey
But I never saw him swing through trees.

The called big John Wayne...Read More
Categories: sylvester, character, confusion, fun, funny, hilarious, howl, humor,
Form: Free verse
A Cat's Life
In a cat's life.We get a rubber mouse, 
a shoe string, or a butterfly to play with.
In a cat's life.We get names like Sylvester, 
Felix, Tom And Jerry, Morris, and Garfield.
In a cat's life.We chase hamsters, mice, and
rats, anything loose,...Read More
Categories: sylvester, cat, pets,
Form: Ballade
Escaping In A Cartoon World
In afternoons I would escape
With cartoons like the Grape Ape
Lounging with my teddy bear
Snacks and goodies we would share
My warm P.J's soft to touch
How I miss those days so much
No worries, concerns, or cares
Laughing till I started tears
From the antics...Read More
Categories: sylvester, childhood, children, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Silliness Hat

My 'sillyness' hat is atop my head
As I begin this September day
Who knows where this weird mind of mine
Will take me, who's to say

Could go where no man's tread before
To the outer limits of comedy
On second thought, that's probably not...Read More
Categories: sylvester, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Tweety Bird
Little Tweety Bird,
Had the cutest lisp ever heard.
Sylvester the cat wanted to eat him,
But Tweety always managed to beat him.

1/19/2013...Read More
Categories: sylvester, animal, humorous, , cute,
Form: Clerihew
Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters
Medical Conditions of Cartoon Characters

By Elton Camp

Barbie and Ken look just right
Cartoon characters are no delight
There is old Porky Pig, if you please 
Obviously he has Parkinson’s disease

And just as soon as you see her 
You know Olive Oyl has...Read More
Categories: sylvester, funny,
Form: Rhyme
My big buddy
It was very sad when your life came to an end.
You weren't just a cat, you were also my friend.
You became my cat after you were born in 2002.
You were good to me and I was good to you.
You were...Read More
Categories: sylvester, animals, pets, sadme,
Form: Rhyme
Him Again
Hes there.
There when I walk her..

Hes there.
There when you answer your..

Hes there.
There when we think we are..

Hes a Stalker..
An eighth grade..
Talks about you in a loving..

Hes there.
There with hair from your..

Hes there.
There laying in the grass..

Hes there.
There when we think...Read More
Categories: sylvester, funny, song-lyric
Form: I do not know?
I fought Sylvester Stallone
(This is a fictional poem)

I had dinner at one of the best restaurants in Hollywood.
The prices were high but the food was good.
Sylvester Stallone came in the restaurant  with Lindsay Lohan.
This was something I didn't understand.
Why was she dating...Read More
Categories: sylvester, adventure, food, funny, me, me,
Form: I do not know?
                Surviving in the city

The dog stood on the corner, looking for the cat.
The cat was at the Warf side, behind a fishing vat.

The dog...Read More
Categories: sylvester, animals, funny, imagination, life, love, parody, cat,
Form: ABC