Swiper's Revenge
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Swiper goes to the drug store of a nearby town.
Purchases ear muffs, staff, nun chakas,
and duct tape for Dora's mouth......
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Categories:
swiper, art,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Anti Chant Bullying
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Why can't Dora just give Swiper a break !
For heaven's sake, who made her the morality police ?
Maybe Swiper is just trying to get a little attention ?
Maybe Dora ruined his ...
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Categories:
swiper, art,
Form: Free verse
Entertainment
...Postman Pat and Fireman Sam,
Ballamory and Desperate Dan,
Thomas the Tank and Winnie the Pooh.
Hours of fun that entertain you.
Bob the Builder and Rolly Mo,
Rosie and Jim as they come and g...
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Categories:
swiper, adventure, animal, child, childhood,
Form: Rhyme
Felt Like a Bug
...I was drifting off to dreamland, so my senses were deadened a bit
When a piper full of magic entered the forest for a tiny sit.
He took out a flute and began enticing flying things to come by.
Gli...
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Categories:
swiper, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Seven Footles
...Star Sprayer
Twinkler
Sprinkler
Cleaning Freak
Hyper
Wiper
Flautist Pickpocket
Piper
Swiper
Complaining Hitman
Griper
Sniper
Test for Savant Autism
Rain Man
Brain Scan...
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Categories:
swiper, people,
Form: Footle
Thirteen Yule Lads of Iceland
...I am hiding in my bedroom, scared to death because my pajamas are not new.
I dare not put down my soup bowl because Bowl Licker will grab it up for stew.
I can feel him hiding under my bed, ready t...
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Categories:
swiper, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
Wind Shill Swiper
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Gave Mr. Bro’ man a couple of dollars,
with a frown gave he a backhand holla
Said my alms were light,
and my palms were tight
Man, how I hate ingrate red stop collars!...
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Categories:
swiper, emotions, humor, parody, truth,
Form: Limerick
The Sleepies
...She yawns between blowing kisses
Dora catches
Her now clear blue eyes
She rubbed the sleepies out
She yells "Swiper, no swiping."
And is glad to help prevent a close call
"Tweet, tweet"
She ...
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Categories:
swiper, childhood
Form: Free verse
Halloween Night
...Under the dark skies wanders the black cats
Ghost and goblins with candy sacks
Pumpkins with fangs or droopy frowns
A princess with a wand wearing a beautiful gown
Yellow lights and tomb stones
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Categories:
swiper, seasons, halloween, candy,
Form: Rhyme