Suspenders Poems - Poems about Suspenders

...The Mother of Invention Has given birth once more And her new baby Is as mad as before Eddison or Tesla Would spill their tea I know because it happens to me Baby suspenders? I believe th......Read the rest...

...Xander does not dress like other men We knew that when we saw the kitty cat on his shirt and the perky pastel pink top hat with the pink ribbon on his head he likes his suspenders, grandma said.......Read the rest...

...Let go of your hand grip let go of the past Take fate as a lover betrothed and recast Your belt and suspenders restrict and constrain Release your indemnity free —once again (Dreams......Read the rest...

...Santa's not coming this year he was blinded by Rudolph trip down the stairs on his way down his suspenders snapped giving him a concussion right now Santa thinks he's Batman as he runs ar......Read the rest...

...Oktoberfest Pretzel and beer Wisconsin’s finest celebration Bringing all Germans into town To raise their frothy glasses to each other The prettiest girls wear the sweet dresses With suspenders......Read the rest...

...My goal each day is to put a smile on your face And a giggle in your old gazoo Don't ask me where your gazoo is located I think it sounds naughty don't you! Well now that I've got your ......Read the rest...

...Lets be frank' who would want to de-bank? It seems like communisam.? Not just an odd buisniss schsim' Theres no balance of books? At first and Second last looks.' Theres big payouts On ideas' a......Read the rest...

...Shocking, those stockings, suspenders and all. In old days, told to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. These days, old man, you just don’t want to fall. And truly you’ve had your share of mishap......Read the rest...

...He rode his horse side saddle Across the rolling plains Scarlet polished finger nails Gripping diamantéd reins A little cocktail hat Resting on his head Dingly dangly earrings Sparkling ruby ......Read the rest...

...There was once, a woman named Rose In briefs; she oft hankerd to pose Hocking her food blender She bought smalls, and suspenders' To bounce onto a stage, i'd suppose?......Read the rest...

...I Love You, Daddy ( Previous title has been changed!) Golly! I do miss Daddy and the luxury of the Cadillac Fleetwod Car Series! My Dad would only buy these till he di......Read the rest...

...Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary School ofttimes referred to as prison, and manager as the de facto warden), albeit not so shabby nor ch......Read the rest...

...I mustn't get him a tie Number two-hundred and five A belt? No. (He needs suspenders) He's no longer svelte Maybe a wallet? What for? He never spends money Perhaps a pet? ......Read the rest...

...He said, "wear your bedroom shoes darling, and all those black frilly things that need garters, suspenders, and straps. She smiled secretly to herself knowing he would turn up in 2 day old sho......Read the rest...

...Went to the zoo today to gawk at the animals Wonder what they think of us dressed up in casuals Shorts with a bow tie With suspenders, I wouldn't lie Pink and purple checks, stripes or pr......Read the rest...