Suspenders and Rear-Enders
There's something about suspenders and Rear-enders
And even if you may be running into fenders
To me and many, it might not be a big deal
But suspenders may get caught in steering wheel.
It did seem to start becoming quite drafty
When I saw someone cunning and crafty
Drinking many margaritas which were mixed
Which apparently is how people get their kicks.
To a Hill-Billy high balls may sound strange
And minds have been known to mentally derange
Then a dead end street you had ended up on
Just ran out of gas when it was all gone.
Red light, green light or could be caution
Mixed with margaritas create quite a concoction
Or even Coca Cola mixed with much rum
And lots of lime, you should also add sum.
Soon I realized and as a matter of fact
Can you imagine the incredible impact
Bloody Mary Margaritas were a disaster
And pretty near put me out to pasture.
James Thomas Horn
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Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014
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