Funny Sure Poems

KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

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A week before my senior year at Honeysuckle High School, with me our starting quarterback - who’d never failed a test -
The friend of mine...

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The moderator asked question after question
  Every response, a boring digression

Time sure is money
  And that is not funny

So if you watched the...

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All people are carriers of intellect, it is for sure,
Even politicians, although they intellect obscure.
So, no point to take it extremely heavy, dramatic.
They got it...

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Husband gave his new wife a rabbit punch.
Thought it would be funny, more than a bunch.
That night she served stew.
The meat was quite new.
Cutting up...

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Be Sure

I have been let down before. 
Not once but many times. 
Let us be honest, 
nearly always. 

Perhaps you will be different, 
perhaps you...

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Chickens are funny 
In so many ways
Barnyard clowns for sure
Pecking and clucking
Fighting over feed

Some are road kill
Suicidal
Kamikaze
Free range chickens

White feathers
Golden beaks
Staring eyes

Barnyard
Cackling
Magic

Chicks...

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As detective, I must be a hit,
Since I'm praised for my keenly sharp wit:
   Oftentimes when I talk
   People call me...

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Sleep with a producer, - and for sure, after,
Become a greatest actress, and no  other way!
And what  to do a male, who want...

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So,
when
I delete 
An App from 
my iPhone, the 
shaking icons make
it look like they’re panicked
over who is going to be deleted...

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Riden' hard; saddle sores on my butt;
I found a little town by the name of Rotgut.

Bustin' in the salloon, thirsty to the core;
Needn' a poke,...

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You can see me at the beach
I’m a hunk and there’s no doubt
In my budgie smuggler pants
You can tell that I work out

With my speedos...

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A Sure Solution to Economic Woes

By Elton Camp

One way will assure that basic needs are met
So that food, clothing, and shelter you will get
This happens...

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Here's some things that get overlooked
in truth, I'm sure they should
I don't know why I bothered
I guess it's cause I could.

Time is a funny thing
I'll...

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Pretty funny name for a girl—her name traveled ‘round the world,
“little Miss Sure=Shot” they called her everywhere.
She sure shootin’ earned her fame—“Annie Oakley” was her...

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