A best friend is
A. One who spills your most intimate secret
B. One who helps you spend your money until you empty your pocket
C. One who is with you if you have budget
D. One who takes you to the baddest experiences you could not forget
E. All the choices are correct
A wife is
A. One who nags around when you came home late
B. One who always checks the contents of your wallet
C. One who supervises you while you wash your own plate
D. One who instructs you while you clean the toilet
E. All the choices are correct
A mother in law is
A. One who minds all your marital affairs
B. One who tells your wife to check on you always
C. One who always know the solution to your conjugal problems
D. One who tells you that your wife had a lot of handsome and rich boyfriends
E. All the choices are correct
*Just for fun*
February 8, 2023
The Multiple Choice Poem Poetry Contest (6th place)
Sponsored by: Suzanne Delaney
Categories:
supervises, fun,
Form: List
Brother Arnel Solano
Supervises the station;
The observers shout bravo,
For his great dedication.
The programs are well handled,
As they all promote values;
The sublime shows are channeled
Into aim so marvelous.
Faith, hope, and love are employed,
To edify the brethren;
The false beliefs are destroyed
By the truth from the heaven.
The heart and mind he does touch
Truly learn from the Bible;
They thank the Lord God so much,
For surviving the trial.
We greet him in utter mirth,
Letting him have pure delight;
Now is the day of his birth,
As dawn replaces the night.
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Arnel Solano (January 11)
Form: Tanaga
Categories:
supervises, birthday,
Form: Quatrain
In my special child’s room, delightfully cozy
There watches Smidgeburner, his ape stuffed toy, cuddly fuzzy
Alongside prettisome guru, chimpanzee Betzy
Donning a hat declaring “God does not bless the lazy!”
Then Smidgeburner, a.k.a Smidge becomes busy
Tidying the bed-zoo against being messy
Guru Betzy supervises, never bossy
Smiling, she commends, “Wow; room’s not lousy!”
While cleaning, Smidge feels tired and dizzy
Turning jovial mood into a sickening frenzy...
Betzy counsels, “Working well never makes one crazy”
So she hums a tune that invites good air, soothingly breezy.
As Smidgeburner rests in their secured haven, warmly grassy
Betzy, the loving lovely guardian, is not anymore uneasy.
Concluding the monkey-tale, I hug my boy who’s now drowsy
Thanking God* for pacifying his spasm epilepsy.
*2Chronicles 5:13 …praising and thanking the LORD; …For he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever.
March 13, 2019
1st place, "The Smidget Puggily and Her Prettisome Guru" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger; judged on 3/27/2019.
Categories:
supervises, 1st grade, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Mama bird builds nest
Papa bird supervises
Twigs and grass nestle
In a lofty cradle hid
Eggs hatch with demanding beaks
Categories:
supervises, bird,
Form: Tanka
He doesn’t listen at things twice
He perhaps hears them all at once
We wonder and ho! there he is!
Tiptoeing, kicks; ho! he’s jumpy
Carries the wife in his mouth all the time
And spits words full of noise, hear them clapping
He’s sharp o my God! and tells his truth,
But might Begin the Nonsense, if you surround him
He begins with jokes then laughter, ends with a cry
He is a part-timer, he teaches and supervises himself
He talks about anything, ask him the source, so he laughs!
You say a sentence and same way he repeats it
So He Might Begin the Nonsense
Categories:
supervises, abuse, africa, age, emotions,
Form: Free verse