.
front uv Macey's at
34th
lean'n az if all too familiar wit
thuh wall uv thuh
'sunglass hut'
and i
all too familiar with
that wink
thuh l'il lift
uv her mini skirt
with her
painted index digit's
tap
she winks
"I take Visa now"
Categories:
sunglass, adventure, allegory,
Form: Epyllion
crimson sun rises
blinding all who are driving
a sunglass morning
Categories:
sunglass, morning,
Form: Haiku
Sunglass a string'd white cotton shirt
His long straight black hair caught
Her attention. She marveled at his
brown tan leather pants that were
perfectly matched with his white
Leather boots. It all changed when
he turned and she noticed
"Load from the rear" on the back of
his pants."What a waste" she said
may have been heard as he smiled
pulling up his shirt rubbing his hairy
stomach. "Who is this" asked woman
; he's with the band, spoke another
gentlemen. Keep all that Celeb-Air for
the show, we don't need to be breathing
that much starphume all at once!
If he is married to his job, he's cheating
cause I'm a lotta work said the other
gentlemen. The oboists baby, the starphume
smells good on me! The woman remarked
"Guess I will take my place in the audeince
since I am the only earthling here!
Categories:
sunglass, business, clothes, culture, music,
Form: Ballade
I went to a huge gift shop for handcrafts
I brought my naughty five year old niece, Raft
Leaving my home by car in a rush
Made me forget to wear my eyeglass
I bumped into one of the clear glass doors- so daft!
My niece, so little but had lots of hearty laugh
To my embarrassing bump better than gaffe
I carried her to an ice cream corner
Yet, I couldn’t control her laughter
‘Til a scary mascot came close with a toy giraffe.
The sixth time I joined a group tour of teachers
I wore dark sunglasses despite the gloomy weather
Passing around bags of snacks in the bus
First were sweets then a plastic for trash
I’d fumbled at the later and got a chocolate wrapper
My friend who sat beside me kept on laughing
So proud of the new sunglasses she’s wearing
When we alighted from the bus
I assisted her as if we’re in class
Miscalculated our steps, we ended up screaming.
Jan 27, 2022 8:51pm
Funny Memories
Contest Judged: 1/28/2022 12:00:00 AM
Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg
Place 3
Categories:
sunglass, humor,
Form: Limerick
Amazon forest
They claim to be a strict tribe
Need ray-ban sunglass
Categories:
sunglass, analogy, tree,
Form: Haiku
M-orning has just broken,
A-s she wakes from slumber;
R-ising sun after the night
G-ives warmth to the weather.
I-t's a beautiful Friday, fog, haze, and mist diminish;
E-vening chill disappears, as the raindrops vanish.
T-he burning beacon ascends
A-bove the horizon;
D-ark shadows fade away,
U-nderneath the crimson.
R-adiant rays up high
A-re shining twentieth January;
N-ever ignore to behold the sunglass lady.
Categories:
sunglass, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Used carcase dealer
got a crash dummy discount
for the
covetous consumer
Pyramid chain customers
all have the
Pharaoh chariot lust
Crypto-coin tarnished souls
want a cartel vehicle
to transport
their false profit cargo
“You need a boss eighteen wheeler,”
says the
dark sunglass, shady-voice dealer
“Something catacomb big
to a-carry your
Faustian minnow bait load
I suggest a coffin-lined rig,
with a trapdoor
to cattle prod secure goad”
With a snake charmer drone,
the crafty saleswoman
viper spit rattled on and on
Raising the heat of the fever pitch,
she suggestively hissed,
“Don’t you feel that Route 66 itch
Get an added sixth gear,
and squeal hear the asphalt buckle below
The sirens, have no fear ...
blues on the take, gon be on cruise control”
“Purchase a roadkill deal, Dirt Devil eighteen wheeler —
And Judas silver grin sign
the blotted-out dotted line, ”
croons the black widow repo clad, used carcase dealer
Categories:
sunglass, dark, death, money, symbolism,
Form: Verse
J-anuary tenth Tuesday
O-bliges the beacon to ascend;
S-hadows have disappeared,
I-nclement clime starts to
E-nd.
G-laring rays bring reflection
U-nderneath the blue lane;
N-o more mist and haze,
A-fter the chilling rain.
Y-our birthday has come,
A-s the dawn sets things aright;
N-ever forget wearing the sunglass, for the sun is eye-blindingly bright.
Categories:
sunglass, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
She ambles to that corner
Every now and then
She keeps telling Anna
It’s not about men
It’s not about bayana
I don’t need the yen
I just want to be finer
Anna would always tell her
What shows in the looking glass
Is not who you really are
Not even a magnifying glass
May tell if you can murder
So take away the sunglass
And look into your character
Categories:
sunglass, analogy, beauty, character, girl,
Form: Rhyme
Denounced in the sunlight
the collective glass glitter cold unrepentant
only the homeless meander divest
only gutter and litter offer solace
on the graffiti spent a park bench
there is no other place to rest
Between tiles and floors and abandoned doors
implacable confrontation with welcome arms
only the comfort of training shoes
only a collective impersonal
ignores the stench of traffic fumes
and still the children breath it in
Amidst the festoon in colour glorious of plenty
begs the transient hand of a last short lived
a little compassion pleaded on the pavement
hunger scratched at piteous attempt
and belittled beneath the scorn
hidden behind a sunglass reflection
Interminable parties illusion of community
compressed and stacked in repetition
every fashionable uniform of diversity
marches the streets pacing homogeneous
stare blank
a multitude of nothing else to think about
Edifice scraped and scratched through soul
no more purpose other than the skin deep
surrogate submission of life
the paltry excuse of cement
around its entrapment weaves
the delusions of social conformities
Categories:
sunglass, city,
Form: Free verse
So
I see
and I hate
him no more now
He is like sunglass
With no sun I can't live
With only glass I cannot
because it's fake without the sun
I want to live with true and full him
Except that I don't want to live at all
Categories:
sunglass, grief, growing up, heart,
Form: Etheree
Sunglass water pails
The cover up, never fails
Draining water from her
Heartbroken pools
A screaming silence
Blocked behind her
Tinted view
With a blink, rivers flow
She is lost and all alone
Who is there ?
When there is nobody else
Beside her.
She feels
As separated as her tears
As they are falling
Hope disappears
Collecting pain
Where the hazel pools drain
In her
Sunglass water pails..
Categories:
sunglass, angst, conflict, cry, depression,
Form: Free verse
Taking a walk
Along the roads
Smoked with regret
Feeling the loneliness
Blanketed
Wanting to pull from
Archive
Showing fun times
Sun flowers
Come to mind
The brightness
Needing sunglass kind
Going to the uplift
This to shall pass
weariness of the flesh
Bringing down time
Light and dark ever flow
Putting on a faith show
Categories:
sunglass, religion,
Form: Free verse
As I bask in the warmth
of the sun,
hear the children
play and run,
I lie still and see
Butterflies and ladybugs
flying quietly by me
to join in the Summer Splash.
Shouts of joy and
excitement bring me
to my senses;
The thrill of teenagers
and surfer boys
shouting Ahoy!
I sit up and focus
my sunglass’ lenses.
There, I see them, and no
longer able to ignore
the fun to be had, I
Join in the beach
volleyball game
On the shore!
Time to enjoy a Summer Splash!
Categories:
sunglass, seasons, summer, summer,
Form: I do not know?
Siphoned light gropes passengers
Hopeful for luminescent hearts,
Arching underneath bombazine drapes
Dusted with passionate legacies
Of original sin and the primogeniture son,
Wicked for nighttime plots savouring
Spicy love, exponential in a vivid darkness.
Categories:
sunglass, love, mystery, passion,
Form: Acrostic
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