Stuff It Poems - Poems about Stuff It

...Fancy dancy rooster with a cha cha cha Strumped up like a prancy peacock, with a fah lah lah Suit jacket was custom made by Dior himself, of course. Daisies on the lapel are much too much said the......Read the rest...

...They saw me in the pet store window They looked friendly enough I wiggled and waggled and showed them my stuff Let’s get that puppy! The man said I wanted a different kind said the wife The hu......Read the rest...

... "The Beetlejuice Past Your Eyes" “Well, where would you suggest I commence? Should we begin with the concept of pasteurize?” This said to the earnest listener, who views the prot......Read the rest...

...Earthlings are pink and furry, they look like yetis spaceman said. The king of Utombbiblia rolled his three eyes under his head. That’s not the report I got from the last two missions, weirdly enou......Read the rest...

...Molly Ann could barely wait said her dad To show her hippie grandma her cozy pad Where would I sit? Grandma asked eying the pit. Daddy laughed so hard, for on the floor she used to always sit. ......Read the rest...

...Everything I buy to touch or taste is made in China, made in China leave alone my china set, even my toothpaste is made in China, made in China. From my pencils to my stencils to the golden lo......Read the rest...

... Know what it's like to be in your late 80s It ain't all sunshine and roses Can kinda feel like yesterday's generation Then answer a question someone poses No one knew the answer but......Read the rest...

... One Man’s Opinion Miracle Man 4/16/2024 Fueled by illegals, who invade our borders. Are they seeking a chance, or to become resource hoarders? Their dogmas are hurrying, Americas ......Read the rest...

...The grandfather on my mother's side was a cheapskate. A real cheapskate. One Christmas, he gave me a used paperback book. Something like “Jimmy Plays Baseball.” It was written for a 7 year old c......Read the rest...

... When you were born The king boys were in the hospital trying to sell dodgy perfumes All three of them Some bastard up in the hills had a torch on the whole night St Ables accident and em......Read the rest...

...Joker with a twist carried stuff all over town Your load is too heavy one said, put some down But he was used to helping everyone in every kind of way It makes life interesting, and keeps me excit......Read the rest...

...Self-appointed mouse king was a huge success He crowed to the world, standing on a robin’s nest We rolled our eyes, for we know his personality well. Some stuff he brags about doing are not so ver......Read the rest...

... A message: Hello there Souper, thanks for calling by. Just thought I'd stop the roundabout of life and call out "Hi" This note is short and simple, and it won't cost you a dime I hope not narc......Read the rest...

......You apply it to history and the causes we fought just fade away into nothing, and everything is lost. You think that slavery was bad, that’s just your point-of-view, you think that women sho......Read the rest...

...The sun is melting at a hundred and five degrees and the wind is swirling in the trees, the petals are opening wide in the skies and the motorcycles are rolling by. Hundreds of them in line rolling d......Read the rest...