Sterno Poems - Poems about Sterno

...Unless it’s iced, it must be HOT – Not warm but really steaming; Yet when that isn’t what I’ve got, I feel like simply screaming! I rarely order coffee out ‘Cause tepid’s what I’m given And j......Read the rest...

...My Pantry I have a kitchen pantry, Narrow though it is, Still contains some sterno, For the millennium’s world’s end. I’ll not tell you how long ago Its contents got organized, And the blu......Read the rest...

...With his magical prophet powers He swore he could start April Showers And bring a heat wave to enemy land Saying all of our foes must be banned To humid, muggy unbearable weather Causing their......Read the rest...

...Surviving the Venal by Odin Roark As we peer into the future As far as we dare see There glides effortlessly down entitlement throats The six o’clock cocktails of gin and vodka While cups ......Read the rest...

...You wake in the midst of an inferno! In a flash your body bursts into flame. How could you not awake before this? You were reading under the cover by sterno. You go into shock and then euphoria......Read the rest...