Funny Star Poems
These Funny Star poems are examples of Star poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Star Funny poems written by international poets.
Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted SceneCaptain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
Tea, Earl...
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star, fun, humorous, science fiction,
Star Trek - The Necessary Things
Kirk: "Spock, is it possible McCoy is somehow being controlled by an alien presence?"
Spock: "Curiously, I have long believed that McCoy was..."
Kirk: "Not now Spock!...
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star, science fiction,
Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella DevilLoretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...
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star, age, crazy, funny, health,
Twinkle twinkle star ---- revisedJiggle Jiggle bubble bum
Where'd that extra weight come from
It grows rounder every year
Needing a sign that says "beware"
Jiggle Jiggle bubble butt
Some days my mouth just...
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star, food, funny, silly,
THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
to...
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star, analogy, celebrity, character, cute,
The Morning Star of LoveMy eyes glittered into the eyes
Of thee who cast a spell on my heart
They glanced each other with pleasure
Upon hearing thy contralto voice,
Or...
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star, betrayal, emotions, feelings, first
My Confession One UpdatedWhen I was a child I spoke as a Child!
As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...
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star, appreciation, art, business, care,
A Juvenile Future Star Mettreajour Une AdditionAll I could afford
Was loitering at Stu Wards
Having a draft
Rooty tooty in beer craft
When suddenly
It...
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star, fantasy,
A Juvenile Future StarAll I could afford
Was loitering at Stu Wards
Having a draft
Rooty tooty in beer craft
When suddenly
It...
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Categories:
star, age, anger, appreciation, fantasy,
A Small StarI spent Fall Break with Lisa (one of my college suite-mates) in NYC. They live in a Central Park South high-rise. I hope to spend...
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star, appreciation, celebration, city, emotions,
Star-Crossed LoversA man and woman meet on a blind date. Their chemistry,
instantaneous and combustible. Before long, they were happily
going steady. Their courtship, eventually blossoming into...
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star, betrayal, love, relationship,
A Rock Star On DrugsWho likes their picture taken with that look on their mug
First thing in the morning, hair in spikes like a rock star on drugs
A most...
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star, funny,
Darth Vader Busks For a New Death StarShe was round and huge, larger than all,
She was everything I wanted in one,
That’s why I’m here busking today,
Seeking a perpetual fund,
To rebuild...
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star, funny, humor, humorous, music,
Get Out of My WayMiniature storm troopers have landed
On my hot pink knock out roses
In the forms of grasshoppers and toads.
Trampling them, and hurting their feelings.
Garden faeries are getting...
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Categories:
star, 5th grade, 6th grade,
A Secret LifeMy fantasy, or secret life, reaches a bit far.
It has been with me since I was in my teens.
I wanted to be a musical phenomenon,...
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star, career, celebrity, fantasy, funny,