Girl Squirrel Poems

I'm yelling at a squirrel today
Then watching her just whirl away
Her name is Little Curly Mae
She's such a pretty girl I'd say 
But eats the...

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My cute furry friend
Eating nuts until the end
Chasing all your friends 

 

Date Written: 2/1/2022...

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I was sitting under a huge oak tree,                                with a...

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Chris

My mother shouted from the kitchen

Beckoning me 

Look have you seen this

And pointed to

A dead squirrel sprawled out
on our front lawn

And it was still there...

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There once was a homely squirrel
Who fell in love with a beautiful squirrel girl
He would bring her acorns
But always leave her forlorn
For she wouldn't give...

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Epidural Who Was a Girl Squirrel

Epidural was the name of a girl squirrel
Who up her tail always likes to curl
Even during periods when in between
You...

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I think of that girl 
She looked like a squirrel 
Her petty eyes unfurled 
a peculiar lip curl. 
  
Her love was a ball...

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There was a little girl
who rode a giant squirrel.
They loved to leap and play
around the woods all day.

All through the afternoon
they'd gather nuts and soon
they'd...

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There once was a gal from motor city
who drove a Prius to give her celebrity.
Her guy drove a Ford
and cursed her “Oh, Lord!”
Their divorce was...

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