A deejay called Chris

A wee witty ditty about Chris (the Hawk) on BBC 6 Music - as they celebrate World Poetry week


“There is a deejay called Chris

Who loves to play.. go on the pi*s (or take the p*ss)

Getting squiffy he won’t miss

Who went from spiffy quiffy bliss

To an iffy monk haircut abyss

Be remiss not to hiss at this

But still gets the gong & a kiss

Names in song we’ll never ever miss”
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