Squashed Poems - Poems about Squashed

...I went into the garden on one sunny, lovely day When I was attacked by vegetables in a most aggressive way Every time I turnipped around it seemed that I got beet It kept me on my tomatoes but bar......Read the rest...

... I've heard that cantaloupes can't elope It's against their moral code And rhubarbs are NOT allowed to argue Lettuce entertain you I've heard that people sometimes turnip and pea Not ......Read the rest...

...We are going to dig to bury our dead: Mother, father, sisters and brothers, Uncles, aunts, friends and strangers. We are going to inter our dead: Archbishop, pastors, Houngans and vicars. The ......Read the rest...

...I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true.. About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue. You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh! I stare at it in horror, its been......Read the rest...

...Grouchy blue corpulent cat knew where it was at She loved her girth, enjoyed her muscles and fat. Dancing to a square dance, she squashed many a gnat Enjoying his days, singing rat-a-tat-tat. ......Read the rest...

... Madness, How nice they felt To be free, From the dampness of humanity. They are plunged into a different universe A free life of toils A prodigal, Of a profilial, Feeding from oral......Read the rest...

...the ball rolls does it hit the inside or the outside regardless I'm jolted it's all behind the field of vision to be a pinball wizard I'd n......Read the rest...

...Age defiant was this spruce and spirited citizen slinking blithely past the burgundy red doors of her enigmatic country dwelling. As her olive skin neatly curved fingers slid over an intermittentl......Read the rest...

...love, spring, and death it was spring, late April, snow thawed and sun-warmed winter cold faces, I was 18 and in love the object of my desire was a bit older than me, (which my mother never fai......Read the rest...

...PURPOSES loose   &free everything   &    no thing verbalized  peeling splendour fading    an absence of atmosphere solid  & audtere squashed by the  natural into the occasional by......Read the rest...

...a spider the size of a small cat came crawling round the curbside bend wondering what he could eat worms ? snails ? frogs? lizards ? bats? perhaps even cat Trick or treat mate your squash......Read the rest...

...A couple of 'roos A joey standing forlorn by it's unmoving mother A few wallabies A brick of a wombat An Echidna A heap of budgies A raven Some pretty green grass parrots Cockies and galahs ......Read the rest...

...I'm not dressed for the mud But this path drew me in I could turn back, maybe I should But I'm dodging the din The quiet of the farm track That leads me back home Not really wandering But es......Read the rest...

...Buffalo wings, buffalo wings, buffalo wings when I was young, just a boy the skies overflowed with flying buffalo. Take shelter for if you looked up splat on your face from a buffalo butt ......Read the rest...

...I should have done this years ago, after all this time he would have apologized I felt sure. The séance went well, I had formed a circle of one, just me and my sleepy cat. I simply sat there ......Read the rest...