Scotland
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I couldn't give a toss for the caber
cromach bagpipes sporran or kilt
(a fling's the thing)
and you can stick your dirk in your haggis
up to its bog-wood hilt
yet I'd like to hike thro...
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Categories:
sporran, animal, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Bagpipe Songs
...On the Isle of Skye, water runs down the Cuillin mountains into waterfall streams
It's a beautiful and tranquil place
Where the local fairies live, play and dream
A red-bearded Scotsman walks fr...
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Categories:
sporran, fairy, fantasy, song,
Form: Rhyme
Point In Hand
...its a kilt and not a quilt we are free dangling souls
not out of kilter for we value balance and freedom
there is no hidden agenda as we battle opposition
with harmony and steadfast equilibr...
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Categories:
sporran, anti bullying,
Form: Free verse
Old Jock
...Jock always wore a sporran and kilted
Wore a clan tartan hat that looked quilted
But couldn't cope with the stares
And so now trousers he wears
Cos everything below has now wilted...
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Categories:
sporran, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Close Escape Lol
...Did you hear about Angus McMorran
Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren?
Her incredible force
Sent the ball right off course
But at least it steered clear of his sporran!
03.03.19
'Ma...
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Categories:
sporran, golf, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Big Green Fence
...The Big Green Fence
Life carried on
behind the big green fence.
It seemed negativity
could not penetrate
the faded paint outside.
Depression, wars, lost their sting
once one crossed that...
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Categories:
sporran, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Scotland the Neighbour
...They say that life is quiet up North
Amongst the purple heather
But what we always have to do
Is keep an eye on the blooming weather
Politics are now stirring up among the powers that be
For T...
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Categories:
sporran, patriotic, political,
Form: Free verse
Culture Discrimination
...There was a time in Scotland when
Three hundred years before,
The English laws sought to condemn
The Scots for what they wore.
The sporran, kilt and tartan shawl,
One each for every clan,
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Categories:
sporran, discrimination,
Form: Quatrain
Rhymes With Orange
...I was visiting the Dixie Poetry Service
And I must be honest, you see
Something there, was making me nervous
For they, were making more money than me
A challenged was made and the gauntlet was l...
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Categories:
sporran, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Dancing For Fun
...I'm doing a little highland dancing
and I've gone commando under my kilt
I lay down my claymore
Then dance around the hilt .
but I slipped and did the splits
Now I'm only slightly built .
Da...
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Categories:
sporran, funny,
Form: Verse
Jock and His Dog
...JOCK AND HIS DOG
Once knew a Scottish dancing geezer
Accidentally locked his dog in the freezer:
Seems the animal had just spilt
Some curds and milk all over his kilt:
Must have s...
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Categories:
sporran, funnydog, dog,
Form: Couplet
The Bandit Kings! (A Golf Poem)
...Written in Scottish dialect.
Jack, Bernard and John, the Bandit Kings,
Hae handicaps wae too high.
Each o’ them score four points a hole,
Ah canna tell ye a lie!
Me, ah’m Rabbie, the bard o’...
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Categories:
sporran, friendship, funny, sports
Form: Verse