Sporran Poems - Poems about Sporran

...On the Isle of Skye, water runs down the Cuillin mountains into waterfall streams It's a beautiful and tranquil place Where the local fairies live, play and dream A red-bearded Scotsman walks fr......Read the rest...

...its a kilt and not a quilt we are free dangling souls not out of kilter for we value balance and freedom there is no hidden agenda as we battle opposition with harmony and steadfast equilibr......Read the rest...

...Jock always wore a sporran and kilted Wore a clan tartan hat that looked quilted But couldn't cope with the stares And so now trousers he wears Cos everything below has now wilted... ......Read the rest...

...Did you hear about Angus McMorran Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren? Her incredible force Sent the ball right off course But at least it steered clear of his sporran! 03.03.19 'Ma......Read the rest...

...The Big Green Fence Life carried on behind the big green fence. It seemed negativity could not penetrate the faded paint outside. Depression, wars, lost their sting once one crossed that......Read the rest...

...They say that life is quiet up North Amongst the purple heather But what we always have to do Is keep an eye on the blooming weather Politics are now stirring up among the powers that be For T......Read the rest...

...There was a time in Scotland when Three hundred years before, The English laws sought to condemn The Scots for what they wore. The sporran, kilt and tartan shawl, One each for every clan, ......Read the rest...

...I was visiting the Dixie Poetry Service And I must be honest, you see Something there, was making me nervous For they, were making more money than me A challenged was made and the gauntlet was l......Read the rest...

...I'm doing a little highland dancing and I've gone commando under my kilt I lay down my claymore Then dance around the hilt . but I slipped and did the splits Now I'm only slightly built . Da......Read the rest...

...JOCK AND HIS DOG Once knew a Scottish dancing geezer Accidentally locked his dog in the freezer: Seems the animal had just spilt Some curds and milk all over his kilt: Must have s......Read the rest...

...Written in Scottish dialect. Jack, Bernard and John, the Bandit Kings, Hae handicaps wae too high. Each o’ them score four points a hole, Ah canna tell ye a lie! Me, ah’m Rabbie, the bard o’......Read the rest...