Spanky Poems - Poems about Spanky

... Zenith University I am a proud graduate  of Zenith University,  where the quality stays on  until the little dot  shrinks and goes away.  I attended that fine institution  with ......Read the rest...

...Everybody had a personal favorite or that one teacher that for some reason we just didn't like. Back in the day, when I was in 6th grade, there was a math teacher that for some reason we just didn't ......Read the rest...

... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......Read the rest...

...Television's Funster's Two of my favorites The Addams Family and the Munster's The Honeymooner's- with Ralph and Ed Their still on late at night Fun to watch- 'fore we go to bed The O......Read the rest...

... He sidles up next to you, so stealthily It’s like he appeared out of thin air Then breathlessly, he gives you a Jimmy Stewart howdy do, and starts air guitaring in his chair Just whe......Read the rest...

...I was pretty cranky when my spanky new bike was janky. The frame was too short for my body, too tall and lanky. The tires too fat, too hard to push up boggy maintain trails. The deal I got clearly......Read the rest...

...He was small and portly but their leader didn't want anyone in the club being a cheater with everyones full attention while seated he reiterated his drastic thoughts and feelings, Explaining to......Read the rest...

...Wide eyed wonders, passing crayons on the down low Blamelessness because they think nanny is too preoccupied to press charges on cookie theft And You'd Torture kids, with punches to their noses ......Read the rest...

...I'm stuck in the town of "Rotgut", not far from San Antone! I work in the "Silver Dollar", a saloon, that's quite well known! I'm what's known as the bar-keep, I can't remember for how long? ......Read the rest...

...Joey wished a drink after arriving from up state a long haul Jezabel his maiden queen, hearing once more the saloon door Swing and parting her bloomers ? Pomagranate lips as coconut oil She ran to he......Read the rest...

...hola sh!t! who are YOU? spanky girl in thigh high boots! whoah! shadow long disguised a form petite in size since the day i was born wHip! my lip sticks out and I pout when I don’t get ......Read the rest...

...Drink from buck cup - hiccup! Shot booze - snooze zzzzzzzs Bee buzz. Honey in tea for me One eye open, need buck cup Lucky cup, supper drink a cup Of brewed cinnamon brew too Blues on the radio......Read the rest...

...Do You Remember? Do you remember "Spanky" Mcfarland on "Our Gang"? Wasn't he talented, smart, and cute to boot?! And how about Alfalfa, with his love for lil Darla, and his hair shaped in a point? One of a kind, and loads of laug......Read the rest...