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Funny Space Poems

These Funny Space poems are examples of Space poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Space Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Off Duty - A Star Trek Deleted Scene
Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl...

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Categories: space, fun, humorous, science fiction,



Premium Member May Be From Outer Space
 Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pink pyjamas
Something more...

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Categories: space,

Space Away
Space...It's like a big thing now,
Earlier the rockets could go up,
Now they can come down!

I don't really care about space,
unless of course we figure out,
figure...

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Categories: humor, space,

Vacuum the Moon
Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all...

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Categories: animal, funny, moon, space,

Premium Member Might Be From Outer Space
Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pink pyjamas
Something more serious...

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Categories: space, silly,



Premium Member Might Be From Outer Space
MIGHT BE FROM OUTER SPACE

Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing...

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Categories: space,

Shift Galactic
Shift Galactic
The Space Turd was big
As large as an abnormal man
Three miles across
By a million wide

It moved here and there
Splatting moons and planets
Like a tennis...

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Categories: space, death, extended metaphor, funny,

Premium Member Martian Aircraft But No Air
Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...

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Categories: space, funny, humorous, inspiration, planet,

Premium Member The Man With a Bad Toothache
There lived a man named Mcavity
Who had a bad aching cavity

He fell from outer space
In a pool on his face

And it was gone thanks to...

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Categories: space, funny, hurt, missing, senses,

Premium Member Inhabitants of Space
you inhabit your space
without you
there is just a chair
with you —
breaking wind

yes, he is funny
and inhabits hosts
If I was so-and-so I’d tell him
a thing or...

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Categories: space, husband, wife,

Premium Member Might Be From Outer Space
Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow
Wow! Hope you sought some help
Did you ever see a llama, wearing pink pyjamas
Something more serious...

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Categories: space, fun,

Premium Member Intergalactic Breakdown
The equivalent of a cosmic flat tire, the star collector overheated again.
Should've topped off the subzero heat transmogger back at Stuckey's.
Yep we have 'em too..,...

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Categories: space, funny, humorous, inspiration, nonsense,

Better
Orange reef,

a riddler on relief;

an ancient beat-

a walking priest,

a breed!

An ancient thief-

floating on now,

foraging in the great wild,

...it was like a drum,

oh it was so...

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Categories: space, anniversary, art, funny, future,

Quantum
Imagine, as they nowadays do,
that matter is actually
not in one place precisely,
that when the quantity
is really really small
and speed is rather high,
(so no cat, nor...

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Categories: space, math, nature, philosophy, science,

Changing In the Middle
In the presence of the present sense of where things are.
I'm left to stay right where I am under this dark star.
The world in which...

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Categories: change, love, space,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things