Humorous Soulmate Poems

I’ve read many scholarly 
works 

those firmly grounded and 
those firmly berserk

bored by page 2,
rarely anything new
doubtful that either are
true

with cute linguistic twerk
we fool the...

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jasmine tea cocktails
pillow talk appetizers
sexy surround sounds...

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As a youth I would follow the fire deep in my soul,             ...

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my girlfriends dad is so nice

sold me a canoe half price

but on our first date

we got home quite late

saved by flotation device.
...

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I think failure has been
my greatest success; being
out of step, stepping on my
partner's toe she gave me stern
impetus to find another, like myself
with two left...

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Where is the magic?
We all start out knowing magic. 
We are born with hurricanes 
and whirlwinds, oceans 
and galaxies inside us.
We are able to sing...

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Alternate Reality (MJH 17 April ’18)

Maybe in an alternate universe,
Where good is bad and better’s worse,
I could be you, you could be me,
Together apart, sadly...

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Bathory, Bathory
Come take a bath with me
I hear it's a cure for asthma.

Bathory, Bathory
Please scrub my back for me
And do not pee in the plasma.

Bathory,...

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Ron desperately wanted to have a girlfriend
He’d looked after his old mum right till the end
Ron was a tall and extremely attractive guy
Unfortunately poor Ron...

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the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls...

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His priceless smile
his humorous jokes
the touch of his hand
the feel of his lips
the countless, 'I want you'
his fault, my faults
the misunderstandings
untold cries
the innumerable, 'I'm sorry'
millions...

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I sit here writing this message to you,
My dilemma is choosing that somebody who,
Will cause me to soar and fly ever higher,
But this selection process...

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Firm against the tempest we stand
Hip to hip and hand in hand
And when your hair flicks my nose
An excited shiver reaches my toes

As we stand...

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I ate the enemy,

and bottled up the peace,

I swam a shore
and polluted all the reefs,

I waged a war,

and dreamed up proper beats,

I came and went
before...

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