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Funny Soldier Poems

These Funny Soldier poems are examples of Soldier poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Soldier Funny poems written by international poets.

THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE

THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE
 
Once upon a dinner plate, there lay,
A chicken bone in a peculiar display,
Arranged like a man just so upon a plate,
Wearing...

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Categories: soldier, 1st grade, funny,

Out of Kilter

One day a piper, with stylish intent,
     Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment.
     But with far...

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Categories: military, music, soldier, tribute,

Derivatives With Limits

Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: soldier, cancer, funny, god, hero,

Section 69

Catch 22 was fiction
Appealing to a humour like mine
But there was nothing very funny
About Section 69.

The army ran on regulations.
Obey them and you'd be fine
But,...

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Categories: soldier, confusion, crazy, humor, irony,

Big Jim

Heaven help
The unfortunate bloke
Who got caught
By a big Jim joke

I heard laughing voices and wondered why
Then surfaced from gonk under open sky
Didn’t take very long...

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Categories: humor, military, soldier,

To Follow, Or Not To Follow

I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to...

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Categories: funny, humorous, satire, soldier,

Squire

Squire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away...

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Categories: soldier, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care,

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Art Museum

 A funny thing happened on the way to the Art Museum, 
I saw a seagull fly above a man wearing a soldier’s beret.
He landed...

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Categories: humorous, soldier,

Squire the Service Dog

I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away from the day that changed...

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Categories: soldier, freedom,

Inside D Day

INSIDE D DAY
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS


The weather is really lousy rained all day
I’m so nervous and edgy, I’m learning to pray
We are prepped and ready to...

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Categories: soldier, anniversary, history, men, military,

A Soldier Remembers

A Soldier Remembers


In this evil world a few old men do still truly tell
the battles, gory losses and places their buddies fell
Painting the scenes of...

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Categories: soldier, appreciation, courage, devotion, inspiration,

The Mojo Trick

The Mojo Trick
Loch David Crane
June 1979

Sweat-sticky and hot! The P. I. is not
	a comfortable place to be;
but sit here and perspire (as though by the...

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Categories: soldier, absence, how i feel,

Women In Combat

WOMEN IN COMBAT

By Leonard Kleeman

Women in real combat, can that really be?
The news article had a great big headline.
It stated that when outdoors, women can't...

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Categories: courage, patriotic, soldier, women,

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Baggage Claim

Drained to my very heart by our slow-paced arrival, 
          I wander through tasteless decor to...

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Categories: soldier, adventure, courage, dream, faith,

Insectica

The evil Black Widow hatched a wicked plan.

Using a willy worm for weather control,

she could crush the ants empire in her hand.

Just by sending flooding...

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Categories: animals, fantasy, funny, soldier,