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Funny Soldier Poems

These Funny Soldier poems are examples of Soldier poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Soldier Funny poems written by international poets.


THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE
THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE
 
Once upon a dinner plate, there lay,
A chicken bone in a peculiar display,
Arranged like a man just so upon a plate,
Wearing...

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Categories: soldier, 1st grade, funny,



Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: soldier, america, anxiety, my child,

Out of Kilter
One day a piper, with stylish intent,
     Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment.
     But with far...

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Categories: military, music, soldier, tribute,

Premium Member Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: soldier, cancer, funny, god, hero,

Section 69
Catch 22 was fiction
Appealing to a humour like mine
But there was nothing very funny
About Section 69.

The army ran on regulations.
Obey them and you'd be fine
But,...

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Categories: soldier, confusion, crazy, humor, irony,



Big Jim
Heaven help
The unfortunate bloke
Who got caught
By a big Jim joke

I heard laughing voices and wondered why
Then surfaced from gonk under open sky
Didn’t take very long...

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Categories: humor, military, soldier,

Premium Member Welcome Home
Welcome home the family has missed you                        Dad come down now    ...

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Categories: dad, mom, soldier, today,

Premium Member To Follow, Or Not To Follow
I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to...

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Categories: funny, humorous, satire, soldier,

Premium Member Real Men
Real Men

Bigger than life, 
the man I married, 
is/was everything and more, 
I thought before, 
I said I do. 

He took care of his family,...

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Categories: soldier, christian, heaven, hero, husband,

Premium Member No Joke
No Joke

Highway 99, 
goes no where… 
I tell you. 
I have been there 
and back. 

You have to go, 
but you can not find it....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soldier, encouraging, garden, jesus, judgement,

Premium Member My Umbrella
My Umbrella

It was the reason
for everything,
needed, 
that had any value. 

It started with rain, 
on a Sunday morning. 
It moved to the car,
that would not...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soldier, angel, forgiveness, freedom, hello,

Premium Member The Song of Silent Rage
The Song of Silent Rage

The car was not empty. 
There were women, 
there were children,… small children.
None, could hurt anyone…as they were soft and tore...

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Categories: soldier, america, death, forgiveness, god,

Premium Member Soldier
Soldier

March off to war, 
protect the ones you love…
and even the ones you do not…
At what cost?

Sweet memories you will not have, 
of all the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soldier, 12th grade, abortion, absence,

Premium Member Forgotten Soldier
Forgotten Soldier

Service to my family, 
those I love with my whole heart. 
Service to my country, 
the nation that I hold dear.
Service to my God,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: soldier, 12th grade, absence, abuse,

Squire
Squire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away...

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Categories: soldier, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care,


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