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Soapy Poems - Poems about Soapy


Premium Member Why Do Humans Take Soapy Showers
Why do humans take a soapy shower? I have no idea the frog replied to his brother. Do you think I could have one? I don’t see why not. Do we have to buy soap suds? No. I can steal them. Okay. The soapy shower was horrible. Why do humans like this? There is soap in my eyes and my mouth hurts. No idea said...

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Categories: soapy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Soapy Sabotage
sufficiently scrubbing simple soap strips stealthy virus’s slick, lipid skin— surfactants sending sabotaged virus slip sliding sewer bound!...

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Categories: soapy, sick, world,
Form: Alliteration



Empty Words, Soapy Sublimations
Uttering sugar-coated words is one dimension Promising to love is one aspect, we must love Walking on the head is crazy, we must embark on the mission That proves our readiness and willingness to give Stacks of moons and stars we promise In our haste to gain social mileage In the wake of the longing we increase On our Facebook...

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Categories: soapy, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Soapy Utopia
My utopia has soap I like mine hung from a rope When the world gets rough soap bubbles help me cope Lather up here and there wash away every care I love the smell of my shampoo as it permeates my hair Don't burst my bubbles please Let me enjoy a bath full of ease With soft music and candles a glass of wine and some...

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Categories: soapy, baptism, body,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Ballad of 'soapy' Smith
Jefferson Randolph 'Soapy' Smith was the wiliest scoundrel in the west! He was invited to leave numerous towns since he wasn't a welcome guest! He swindled gullible dudes throughout the west endin' up in Colorado, Where he earned the sobriquet 'Soapy' and where he found his El Dorado! He'd set up a soap display on a Denver street and...

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Categories: soapy, cowboy-western, funny
Form: Rhyme




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