Snots Poems - Poems about Snots

What To Love Means

...To love means:
To be happy for this person
No pretensions, no malice
To share energy with her
To be together or not 
Is a matter of Destiny and Time.
 
To love is without 
Any disappointments...

Quacks Like A Duck

...

I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of ...

Over the Pill

...Red one
Blue one
Old on
New one
Ah heck
Side effects
I think I am 
Due one

They’ll flatten
Or fatten
Always been
In Latin
Or tongue twistish
Latinglish
To patent
A statin

But I’ve...

Knock It

...10/23/22
"Knock It"

What I smoke is frosted
Money and time it costed
Has yet to turn out how I've wanted
Remaining undaunted
Going in and out of areas that are haunted
People continually tau...

Imps and Elves

...Elves and imps are surrounding the earthy cottage now.
She is made of mushrooms, moss, and spiders that bow.
Who made this creation? Who is the designer? She is a wow!
One of the imps stepped on a...

Little Dot Comic

...When I was a child we had comics that featured Little Dot
She was full of good intentions, and had a smile well taught
Her room, bicycle, pets, and curtains were all polka dots.
She has way too ma...

Purdy Please Or Mating Call Limericks

...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please!
Limericks by Michael R. Burch

1.
Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty),
I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ...
When I rang her to bang ...

Arrogant Macho Poets

...I don’t do all I am told, questions I always ask.
If I do, my friends take me to task.
Not me, I, in independence, do bask!

I do mean those in your face with a bang!
These are the "must-do" gan...

Delete Fear and Dance-Ode To Joy

...Delete Fear and Dance
                 (Ode to Joy)



Many fear-mongers met at Marseilles!
To make sure all nations shook in dismay.
They used Covid for their piece de resistance display.
Sc...

Morning Sounds

...Morning Sounds
by M. Griswold
06212000

I awake in the morning to all kinds of sounds.
First of which is me, snoring profound.
Next usually comes a burp and a fart ,
but generally speaking, I ...

Home

...Very soon I go away,
Very soon I board my plane and go to Sydney,
Very soon I will try heal my pain.
Very soon I will find love for you...
For you leaving me.

Very soon after Sydney I will com...

A Picker of Note

...A banjo picker elite I once used to be, 
Now my nose is the favorite choice of me
Don't always enjoy
The pickin' finger it soils
Let alone getting snots on my manly goatee...

If He Were a Book I'D Pull a Heist

...just an average typical morning within this same old town
avoiding all the neighbors that nosily creep these grounds
while all these other folks keep busy bodying gossiping and all
who has whiter ...

Bone, Mist

...1

Last night dinner
with four couples
points out the difficulties in living together
and apart. 
                Even the
son of a wealthy doctor, disdainful of
inebriates more artificial th...

Quacks Like a Duck

...I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of a place, ...

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