Morning Sounds

Morning Sounds by M. Griswold 06212000 I awake in the morning to all kinds of sounds. First of which is me, snoring profound. Next usually comes a burp and a fart , but generally speaking, I can't tell them apart. Then comes the alarm clock ringing at me, causing screams of confusion momentarily. Banging frantically in the half darkened dawn, I cuss to put an end to its clanging loud gong. My other half rolls over and groans, then lets out a big fart all of her own. Sniffing in self violation she painfully moans. God help the poor fella that shares her home. A symphony of flushing can soon be heard as we each take our turns at depositing turds. Followed closely by snorting and hacking as we clear our nasals of the snots unpacking. A chorus of gargling, bad breath to be cured. A shrill sheik or two of reflections mirrored. Brushing of teeth brings that wash board effect. Then the spattering of paste in the sink to eject. After all that audio abuse, we finally arrive at this, the best morning sound of all, a first morning kiss. It makes it all worth the torture and horror to ears. Of all those god awful sounds made over the years.