Smartie Poems - Poems about Smartie

...Whatever rules they make up now in twenty-twenty-one ‘Little’ Frankie tells his dad I need to have some fun His dad said how about a pet, I’ve just embalmed a pup But Frankie moaned I’m sorry but ......Read the rest...

...The Private caressed his balls out of action during the short ceasefire the Army had scanned him for testosterone because they needed a killer He bit into a Milky Way as he cradled his crotch t......Read the rest...

...Damn proud of myself, the kids puzzle I bought once On the box it read 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months How about that my cronies Jealousy's showing you phonies Bet you wish you ......Read the rest...

...Damn proud of myself, the kids' puzzle I bought once On the box, it said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months How about that my cronies Jealousy's showing you phonies Bet you wish y......Read the rest...

...Didn't realize how bad his affliction was His train left the station, he's got too many flaws He sure ain't a smartie His aura is faulty As well he's probably broken every damn law<>...Read the rest...

...O' HENRY'S my name and me and my dog CHUNKY, the SLO POKE dog, wanted to go on a shopping spree on 5th AVENUE since it was PAYDAY. It was a nice ride and the scenery was beautiful, especially the SNO......Read the rest...

...For your (Turkish) Delight party invite Sweetshop had shut up for the day The Maltesers decided they were going away They packed their gear in a Dairy Box To climb a Glacier called Mint Fox T......Read the rest...

...T - Tacit, I remembered when she was innocent E - Enjoyed playing with me, so dependent R - Rare friend of mine, Tess, she's my best E - Eighteen years of her life brought some to happiness S - S......Read the rest...

...Time for some silly nonsense Cause I'm feeling extra silly Sometimes it just overtakes me But this time it's a dilly Maybe I'll put a shade on my head Pretend I'm at a party Maybe tell some......Read the rest...

...CROCODILE CHIT - CHAT So there am I sitting, basking, mouth wide-open in the swamp, An Egyptian plover just a-cleaning my teeth - and old Ernie says Hey Roger, looks like......Read the rest...

...Crystallised flowers & leaves summer garden cake chocolate biscuits and milk pansy wreath cake smartie mosaics lemonade Fizz!......Read the rest...

...u order Moo Shoo Pork, Remember, to get to mine will be a hike. I know I didn't give the name, It's my little game you see... But, I gave you a hint in the title, If you figure it out...what a "Smartie" you will be.......Read the rest...