Smartie Poems - Poems about Smartie

...You missed creative writing class today, but don't worry about it.  It's okay. Similes were on today's agenda, and I took notes which I will lend ya.  I'm happy to be of assistance. Let me giv......

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...Whatever rules they make up now in twenty-twenty-one ‘Little’ Frankie tells his dad I need to have some fun His dad said how about a pet, I’ve just embalmed a pup But Frankie moaned I’m sorry but ......

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...The Private caressed his balls out of action during the short ceasefire the Army had scanned him for testosterone because they needed a killer He bit into a Milky Way as he cradled his crotch t......

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...Damn proud of myself, the kids puzzle I bought once On the box it read 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months How about that my cronies Jealousy's showing you phonies Bet you wish you ......

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...Damn proud of myself, the kids' puzzle I bought once On the box, it said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months How about that my cronies Jealousy's showing you phonies Bet you wish y......

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...Didn't realize how bad his affliction was His train left the station, he's got too many flaws He sure ain't a smartie His aura is faulty As well he's probably broken every damn law<>...

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...O' HENRY'S my name and me and my dog CHUNKY, the SLO POKE dog, wanted to go on a shopping spree on 5th AVENUE since it was PAYDAY. It was a nice ride and the scenery was beautiful, especially the SNO......

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...For your (Turkish) Delight party invite Sweetshop had shut up for the day The Maltesers decided they were going away They packed their gear in a Dairy Box To climb a Glacier called Mint Fox T......

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...T - Tacit, I remembered when she was innocent E - Enjoyed playing with me, so dependent R - Rare friend of mine, Tess, she's my best E - Eighteen years of her life brought some to happiness S - S......

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...Time for some silly nonsense Cause I'm feeling extra silly Sometimes it just overtakes me But this time it's a dilly Maybe I'll put a shade on my head Pretend I'm at a party Maybe tell some......

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...CROCODILE CHIT - CHAT So there am I sitting, basking, mouth wide-open in the swamp, An Egyptian plover just a-cleaning my teeth - and old Ernie says Hey Roger, looks like......

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...Crystallised flowers & leaves summer garden cake chocolate biscuits and milk pansy wreath cake smartie mosaics lemonade Fizz!......

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...out here, I'm sure you've found one you like. Next time you order Moo Shoo Pork, Remember, to get to mine will be a hike. I know I didn't give the name, It's my little game you see... But, I gave you a hint in the title, If you figure it out...what a "Smartie" you will be.......

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