Smart Aleck Poems - Poems about Smart Aleck

...Santa and the Mrs. went out dancing They went to the Red Chapel wild prancing. Swing to the music and humped; Pulled away, sway round, and jumped. Pushed, wobble away, looked back proud, glancing......

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...Hark, Hallow Dark my dear pal, Titans Mars rally Martian stars, tag team game Play--Card Black, Naturals -- rare place reason, Blackguard quandary, battlescarred, halt? Pass? Have cigars? Sm......

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...Chicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup! While merrily bobbing along the boulevard of broken dreams, which in truth measured no more than a furlong think envisioning myself top banana an......

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...I have not finished painting on the jelly the persnickety cat said. The lacksadaisical cat laughed, she is flexible in her head. The Meow Hotel has high standards said Mr. Peabody One. Smart Aleck......

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...Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment Heavily punctuated - hyphen to embellish poetically with bracing circumspection, I markedly exclaim (parenthetically) cumulat......

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...*Image of Blackboard Questions by Pixabay. the blackboard: seku a smart aleck writes with the classroom chalk~~ why am I green 2022 April 07 *seku: A senryu of three lines w......

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...SMART ALECK Smugly Ugly CRAZY MINION Wacky Lackey CRAMMED BRIEFCASE Obese Valise GOOD FRIEND Lover Cover BAR-HOPPING Beaver Fever...

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...I anticipated a campin' trip in the mountains a few days ago. Ah, the splendor of the risin' sun while slurpin' a mug o' joe! I greeted one morn with a hearty "HOWDY!", I was so engrossed! Alas,......

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...How 'Bout Stoichiometry For A Conversational Hook? Nary a clue exists about the relationship between relative quantities of substances taking part in a clean (non GMO contaminated) ......

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...Trump Big Bone of Contention Trump was big bone of contention; Smart Aleck at political convention; Much disdain; Constant pain; In ranks raised so much dissension. Jim Horn......

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...Bands of sunlight Streamed through the curtains Woke up to a glorious spring day In Lowndes County Georgia 1918 Little Sara and Clint jumped in our bed For morning hugs around A day to remember......

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...Ahhhhhh.... they make me so mad! A fool, a buffoon, an unruly lad, A prankster, a trickster, a tattler, A gigolo, a lounger and an idler; An imposter, a pretender and a loafer, A party crasher......

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...Sonnet ‘O Sarcasm, Not When too frequently posed the question of “you’re not mad at me are you?” The quick, smart Aleck, retort of “dogs get mad, people get angry or even”, usually follows depend......

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...I met a smart aleck who was a god of lust Got him in my table and offered him a pie crust I treated him with ale and he boozed ......

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...Ahhhh...they make me so mad: A fool, a buffoon, an unruly lad, A prankster, a trickster, a tattler, A gigolo, a lounger and an idler; An impostor, a pretender and a loafer, A party crasher, a ......

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