Smart Aleck Poems - Poems about Smart Aleck

Why I Write Too Many Poems Like This

...I guess I never grew up.  I'm not mature. 
Anyway, why'd I wanna do that fur?
My mom called me smart aleck so many times, 
I'd be rich if, for each one, I had dimes.
Want someone to do something,...

Holiday Fun

...Santa and the Mrs. went out dancing
They went to the Red Chapel wild prancing.
Swing to the music and humped;
Pulled away, sway round, and jumped.
Pushed, wobble away, looked back proud, glancing...

A Wannabe Gameplayer: New Poetic Form--TEARASSONANCENET

...Hark,  Hallow Dark my dear pal, Titans Mars 
rally Martian stars, tag team game Play--Card 
Black, Naturals -- rare place reason, Blackguard 
quandary, battlescarred, halt? Pass? Have cigars? 
Sm...

Chicanery Grabbed Lustfully Repeatedly Yup

...Chicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup!

While merrily bobbing along
the boulevard of broken dreams,
which in truth measured
no more than a furlong
think envisioning myself top banana
an...

Smart Aleck Cat and Mr Peabody One

...I have not finished painting on the jelly the persnickety cat said.
The lacksadaisical cat laughed, she is flexible in her head.
The Meow Hotel has high standards said Mr. Peabody One.
Smart Aleck...

Mein Kampf Analogous To One Long Run On Unparsed Sentence Fragment

...Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment

Heavily punctuated - hyphen
to embellish poetically
with bracing circumspection,
I markedly exclaim (parenthetically)
cumulat...

The Blackboard: Seku

...*Image of Blackboard Questions by Pixabay.

the blackboard: seku

a smart aleck
writes with the classroom chalk~~
why am I green

2022 April 07

*seku: A senryu of three lines w...

Random Rhymes

...SMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly

CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey

CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise

GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover

BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever

Smart-Aleck Mountain Echo

...I anticipated a campin' trip in the mountains a few days ago.
Ah, the splendor of the risin' sun while slurpin' a mug o' joe!

I greeted one morn with a hearty "HOWDY!", I was so engrossed!
Alas,...

How Bout Stoichiometry For a Conversational Hook

...How 'Bout Stoichiometry For A Conversational Hook?

Nary a clue exists about
     the relationship between
relative quantities of substances
     taking part in a clean
(non GMO contaminated) 
...

Trump Big Bone of Contention

...Trump Big Bone of Contention

Trump was big bone of contention;
Smart Aleck at political convention;
Much  disdain;
Constant pain;
In ranks raised so much dissension.

Jim Horn...

Righteous Sunday

...Bands of sunlight
Streamed through the curtains
Woke up to a glorious spring day
In Lowndes County Georgia 1918
Little Sara and Clint jumped in our bed
For morning hugs around
A day to remember...

Vanity and Vexation

...Ahhhhhh.... they make me so mad!
A fool, a buffoon, an unruly lad,
A prankster, a trickster, a tattler,
A gigolo, a lounger and an idler;

An imposter, a pretender and a loafer,
A party crasher...

Sonnet 'O Sarcasm, Not

...Sonnet ‘O Sarcasm, Not

When too frequently posed the question of “you’re not mad at me are you?”
The quick, smart Aleck, retort of “dogs get mad, people get angry or even”, usually follows depend...

God of Lust

...I met a smart aleck who was a god of lust
                          Got him in my table and offered him a pie crust
                                I treated him with ale and he boozed
           ...

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