Get Your Premium Membership

Holiday Fun

Poet's Notes
(Show)

Become a Premium Member and post notes and photos about your poem like Eve Roper.


Holiday Fun Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin written 12/20/2024

Santa and the Mrs. went out dancing They went to the Red Chapel wild prancing. Swing to the music and humped; Pulled away, sway round, and jumped. Pushed, wobble away, looked back proud, glancing. Santa and the Mrs. partied hearty Until night lit, busting their humps, smarty. Woke with aching hangover. Rudolph, out in the clover, showing off bright nose, wittingly, arty. Hey, Santa, running late and feel sixer. Mrs. Santa did mix an elixir. He drank till room stop spinning. Smart aleck Rudolph, grinning. Weak with sore belly, sobered up quicker.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 1/26/2025 9:29:00 AM
Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick writes again. Have a fun day/week with your win as you write away..................
Login to Reply
Date: 1/26/2025 4:38:00 AM
Eve, congratulations on your first place win with your fun and clever limerick collection.
Login to Reply
Date: 12/22/2024 9:58:00 AM
Enjoyed these Christmas Limericks. Wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas. love phyl
Login to Reply
Date: 12/20/2024 12:38:00 PM
I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick writes. Someone needs to tell Santa/Mrs that the party starts on Dec 26. The kids come first. Hahaha!!!! "Good Luck" We both did this one. Merry Christmas with Blessings..................
Login to Reply
Date: 12/20/2024 1:18:00 AM
- ... and I thought Santa Claus only drank warm milk ... :))) - A festive poem, Eve :) - Good luck in the contest :) - I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas :) - hugs
Login to Reply

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry