Slovenly Poems - Poems about Slovenly

Mine slovenly unkempt appearance spelled embarrassment spurred by most recent therapy session with Renee Cardone whereby thematic thread stitched how yours truly sewed coping modus operandi, viz avoiding emotionally volatile situations courtesy mine trademark signature reactions rather than be in compliance with expectations. Said nonconformist passive rebelliousness especially affected our eldest daughter me and the missus begot even when she became potential human,...

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No rhyme nor reason why yours truly recalled how me late mother (earlier in her fitbit livingsocial years) non verbally communicated disgust (insync with audible sigh) quite often ultimatums blasting fulminating nauseating scathing well nigh she loosed loathing against grungy looking son (guess who) futilely escaped wrath of Harriet Khan clamoring upon rooftop high offering birds eye view out of earshot and eyesight aye catching sunbeams while smiling wry cowardly lion...

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I looked down on myself and felt irritated. I have looked better, less like a hag This past week I have been wild looking. My hair makes Einstein’s look tame. Am I really this hunched over? My great-grandmother had a humpback She looked at the floor wherever she went. I have always been sway-backed but this is worse. I am flat on my...

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Five pounds heavier today than the week before. Does that make sense? Could I ask for more? The same doctor’s scale both of the times? Am I hiding grapefruit? Have I hidden limes? Five pounds heavier from Tuesday since last Friday? I am feeling a bit slovenly. Not tidy....

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In an attempt to establish an uncertain linkage between 2 parables, Ivo Torena resorted to impress his colleagues all night long; hence, awkward as a cow on a crutch, he was cowed into pilfering bananas, and when he was caught red-handed by the deputy, his eyes showed no response even though his arteries were friendly. Thus, a series of tribulations...

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Smell of decay oozing out of its countenance Lacks manners or good hygiene all round the clock Overlooks the negative reactions shown by others Violent in approach, sub-zero in character Everyone around closes their minds, noses and hearts Negating all attempts of socializing and interaction Low, so below is this personality kept Yet basks in its dirt, carelessness or repugnant features....

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