Slobbers Poems - Poems about Slobbers

...No secret poets are fond of stars and dreaming -- of gazing and seeming: using one's mind as a portal, focusing crystal -- using the heart, to capture as a vessel, all that is clean and unc......Read the rest...

...Find fine excuses for your lateness; That way you will protect your Greatness: A Street fight that just ended a life, A man The beating out of wife, A purge that vowed to keep you at home, A dr......Read the rest...

...Michael McGregor Nursery Rhyme Michael McGregor refused to bathe His mother says: “You’ll be sorry! A monster you’ll be when you awake!” Michael thinks “Fun!” – a monster party! Michael awa......Read the rest...

...Dreamin' with my eyes on these Montana skies Blue as the plaid in my plum good shirt I got the mitten by a beauty queen smitten By a flannel mouthed tenderfoot from the Wyoming dirt I’m just a ......Read the rest...

...No one knows what to do If I breathe in my poodle's poo Can I shake paws with my cat If I rub her tummy Is there a caveat And God protect me from the friendly St. Bernard Wh......Read the rest...

...I shall finish this letter to granddaddy tonight, I just cannot find the words that are right. I wish to thank him for fighting in the war, on the front line he stood, straight in sight.......Read the rest...

...Dog Puppy Slurping Now Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Spitting it back up. He runs so Fast And slobbers. Puppy Now......Read the rest...

...My dog thinks I am an idiot, I haven’t figured him out yet, I can never seem to see, When he needs to go out and pee, He always sharts on the living room floor, Because I’m never there to open t......Read the rest...

...How do I love thee, but maybe the censors are listening Waiting to pounce, muzzle me, that's when I start bristling My love is like a volcano Waiting to erupt in a halo Of kisses and slob......Read the rest...

...Institutional Jargon Strait lined jacket, A wheelchair line-up peruses the pasty walls In synchronized fashion Secured by schedule Where the pristine uniform Clicks heels and strides with p......Read the rest...

...For the dove and the good of all her love; Life blood from pen-points paint out an halo. Thy hallowedness, thy silvery rivers flow into my flower box. My barn's sprouts live. Winsome birds bed my......Read the rest...

...Upside Down World The great man and conjurer of poetic license sat behind the analytic couch and murmured to himself that it is all about aggression and ......Read the rest...

...The cross-eyed goat Looks like such a disgrace, He spits and slobbers His tongue hangs out of his face. He trips and falls On the kitchen floor, Time to kick his butt Out my f......Read the rest...

...~PANIC from the DOGS POV~ They left me yeah..woof ME! woof! Love that car! grrrrrrrrrr Blankie where’d my blankie go?? Mommie!!!!! (howl) Daddie !! (Howl) (Whimper)(Simper)* Who’s that Lady......Read the rest...

...Little Red Riding Hood, we'll call her "Red", Was taking her granny some food But the wolf had spotted her basket And thought that he'd be shrewd He said, "Hey little girl, where you goin?" Th......Read the rest...