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Funny Sleep Poems

These Funny Sleep poems are examples of Sleep poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sleep Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Each Passing Cloud
We took a trip to grandma's house,                  ...

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Categories: sleep, car, cat, dog, night,

Premium Member Sleep Little One Nursery Rhyme
Mommy do you see the pink fluffy cat,
she is wearing a big purple lace hat.
Mommy see the red polka dotted rat,
he ran fast with an...

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Categories: sleep, blue, cat, humor, purple,

By The Stack
Pulling covers off my back
                  Lying in this...

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Categories: sleep, dream, how i feel,

Premium Member Does Mother Moon Sleep
Last night I fell into a deep sleep,
my cat precious slept with me.
I could swear that old Mother Moon,
slept with us, I swear, it’s true.


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Categories: sleep, children, dream, fantasy, moon,

Premium Member Winter Is Not Forever
Quote By Poet "Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call." 

Winter is coming so we must hide,          ...

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Categories: sleep, animal, cool, flower, humor,

Premium Member Hopes Of Spring's Return
with snow on me
I awake from my sleep
the warmth from the big yellow sun
brings pretty flowers peeking their heads out
birds start to sing joy to...

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Categories: bird, flower, joy, sleep,

Premium Member Winter
Hot coffee in hand 
looking out the cold window 
I see winter has arrived. 
A white snow blanket 
covers nature this winter 
all sleep until...

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Categories: cool, drink, sleep, spring,

Christmas Eve
When Simon fell asleep on Christmas Eve.  
Dreaming of presents that Santa would leave.
He soon stirred, when his door squeaked.
Open- eyed, as floorboards creaked.

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Categories: boy, christmas, eve, sleep,

Premium Member Love to Love
Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Categories: sleep, desire, funny love, kiss,

Premium Member Sleep Disorder
Morning came and dad was sad
his sleep had been a tad bad
	he smiled a frown
	thought up was down
nightmares had driven him mad!...

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Categories: sleep, dream, funny, giggle, humorous,

Premium Member JUST AUGUST
Summer is ending 
hot days filled with outside fun, 
our sleeping in late. 
August ends our days off ~ done, 
back to school we must...

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Categories: day, fun, school, sleep,

Premium Member Snack Attack
There once was a lad we all called him Mack
To carry his snacks, he had a backpack
While taking a snooze,
His backpack he’d lose
Somewhere, someone was...

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Categories: fun, funny, loss, sleep,

Premium Member Words
You forgot my day,
My sad~sad birthday,
No card~gift or call,
I waited all day,
Ended without you.  

Your words are mean,
Your lies are told,
Breaking my heart,
Your mouth...

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Categories: sleep, birthday, heart, life, night,

Premium Member The Light
Quote By Poet: "Some pets are people in fur coats"

I had a calling,           ...

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Categories: sleep, child, dad, dog, love,

Premium Member My Thoughts My Ego
“When thoughts cease to flow ~                   ...

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Categories: humor, places, poems, sleep,