Funny Sleep Poems

hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

no wonder i dont snore

i'm down here on the floor

guest beds like a balance beam.
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the snoring of a smoorsgord beast
is louder than a drunken feast

he flaps his lips like shivering cold
his nostrils wide like rabbit holes

his mouth can fit...

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You lay sleeping, and I, awake, focus on you’re steady breathing in hopes it will lull me into at very least a meditative trance, if...

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I lay awake once again
Unable to clear my head.
I wish this storm of thoughts would cease,
And allow me to go to bed.

I dream about the...

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Insomnia:self induced

I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all
So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall
Got to wake up and get on...

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In a Stolen Moment
by Michael R. Burch

In a stolen moment,
when the clock’s hands complete their inevitable course
and sleep is the night’s dark spell,
I call it...

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     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions
     that...

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The cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
	so I could fall sleep
	no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble 

armed with...

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Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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Pulling covers off my back
                  Lying in this...

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Last night I fell into a deep sleep,
my cat precious slept with me.
I could swear that old Mother Moon,
slept with us, I swear, it’s true.

Mother...

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When Simon fell asleep on Christmas Eve.  
Dreaming of presents that Santa would leave.
He soon stirred, when his door squeaked.
Open- eyed, as floorboards creaked.
Now...

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Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Morning came and dad was sad
his sleep had been a tad bad
	he smiled a frown
	thought up was down
nightmares had driven him mad!...

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There once was a lad we all called him Mack
To carry his snacks, he had a backpack
While taking a snooze,
His backpack he’d lose
Somewhere, someone was...

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