Sitch Poems


Premium MemberNote To Trump

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You snuck into our House as a fraud,
ran amok through our values rough shod

and made 'witch hunts' the sitch,
because YOU ARE A WITCH.

But now, you've been evicted, THANK GOD!

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11/25/2020
Categories: sitch, abuse, goodbye, leadership, leaving,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberBass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched
An example is “bice noobies” see, our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “talse feeth” and “shockey jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
Categories: sitch, silly,
Form: Limerick


Premium MemberBass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
Categories: sitch, funny,
Form: Limerick

Of Donkeys and Elephants, Part Iv: Jilted

So don’t let those other guys get you down
How could we not beat the hippie and witch?
She’s a criminal; he’s a goofy clown
But we can’t beat the Donald, here’s the sitch:

Standing at the altar, first five, now three
Awaiting the voters to be their groom
Casting anxious looks toward the entry
But with a s-Trump-et, the groom left the room

This can’t be happening? How could it be?
The “Real Republicans” and their backers
Misread the writing on the wall, you see. 
Only role now is Donald attackers.

Sometimes the choice is good; this year it isn’t:
It's psychopathy versus narcissism!

3/16/16
Categories: sitch, africa, political, satire,
Form: Sonnet

Premium MemberBass Akwards

Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”


© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories: sitch, silly,
Form: Limerick


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