Hate Silly Poems

You question my words
Wanting them to not be heard
Flying like a bird

You call me verbose
But see I am quite the pro
With much wit to show

I...

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I've been feeling happy lately,
But my happiness is dull.
Maybe it's because I've not done things,
That were supposed to be done.
Lately I've been dodging bullets,
Never meeting...

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To want something strongly felt
is to admit how the fire is burning...
until it suddenly explodes inside;
and if it leaves one hanging,
express it without thinking twice:
could...

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Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Because it is the archangel hypnotizng
you into losing yourself in that thin treadmill
at the archane center of advanced transurfing
& remember what that demagogue Rex Hemphill
said....

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Sain Sain Sain,
Pen na yawaien....

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AWAY IN AN AIRPLANE

Away in an airplane,
no way like to fly.
Admit fear of flying,
afraid I might … die.

Cemetery plot have,
in Bible find deed.
Bought flight Insurance...

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It’s pure as fresh snow 
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.

A beluga whale, the milky...

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I think I know something in these fraught times
Several arguments later and debates
Accusations that I don’t at all chime
They have the gall to charge me...

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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Just pretend a baby in the womb isn't a baby at all
Just pretend America is evil and deserves to fall
Just pretend we have no borders...

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Cats blessed
Rain rest

Rule, reign
Domain

Dull yard
Rain hard

Dogs see
By tree

Mean dog
From fog

Sidekick
Close stick

Bat, Gat
Hate that

Up, stride
Eyes wide

Chicks couped
Goats grouped

Dog guard
Goat yard

Calm still
No thrill

Closed gate?
Not great!

Dogs there
Gave scare

Poor...

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Nasty little bugs I really hate 'em
Did all I could to eliminate 'em
Tried to flush 'em
Tried to crush 'em
I just gave up and finally ate...

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Do you love me? I can't tell
Threw me in a wishing well
"Wish you'd pull me out" I said
"Sure, I'll do that, when you're dead."...

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I grew up on granddaddy's ranch 
There wasn’t a bull I couldn’t conquer
My cowboy boots only came off
When I changed my clothes for soccer
I love...

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