Short Youse Poems

Okay youse guys, here's the scoop
To honour my friends here on the Soup
To one and all
I've had a ball
You make me feel like jumping through hoops...

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New York Christians, Muslims, and Jews
Claim they walked a mile in God's shoes
As you may surmise
When asked for the size
They say they went barefoot like youse!...

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C'mon youse guys, time to get real
Illusions we possess about life are surreal
It is what it is
We all have bias
End up in a box, what the hell's the big deal...

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Just this last one and I'm done for today
Look forward to this challenge day after day
It's why I rise
Talk with youse guys
To continue for a few more years I pray...

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Thought I was normal like all of youse
Much to my surprise it's twisted here's a clue
I was clicking along
When I broke into song
The language cows use when they moo...

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Guess what... finally another limerick
Been few and far between, been homesick
Promise more to come
Hear the marching drums
Got a happy one ready just for youse kids...

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Haven't written about love in a long while
Been chalking up goofies in dirty big piles
So here I submit
If youse guy's permit
A tale so romantic, gonna soil your tiles...

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With youse guys always on this guy's side
The joy you transmit, I never could hide
Could send you money
Now that's damn funny
Bank account glows red, it's totally fried...

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No gnus is good gnus... heard that before?
A bit of a twist but youse guys know the score
A wee departure
Language is a starter
Embellishment expands our lust to explore...

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No gnus is good gnus... heard that before?
A bit of a twist but youse guys know the score
A wee departure
Language is a starter
Embellishment expands our lust to explore...

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Haven't written bout love in a very long while
Been chocking up goofies in dirty big piles
So here I submit
If youse guy's permit
A tale so romantic, gonna soil your tiles...

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Just this last one and I'm done for today
Look forward to this challenge day after day
It's why I arise
Greet the sun and youse guys
To continue for many more years I pray...

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What would I do without my Soup Friends
Youse guys make each day a joyous event
Every morning when I rise
With gunk in my eyes
Look forward to our chats, my spirits do ascend...

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Humor is my forte, perhaps you've noticed
Sure don't hear any of youse people protest
In fact, on the contrary
A poem that is merry
Brightens our attitude to the very mostest...

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Eloquence in poetry does often elude me
A simple approach, a famous bard I'll never be
Blessed with genes
Quite silly it seems
Happy when youse guys respond with like repartee...

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Have any of youse guys really noticed lately
Females are showing more parts quite shapely
Not really complaining
But I do find it draining
Popping my cork, I admit barefacedly...

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Have had this beard since nineteen-sixty-two
Shaved it off once, freaked me out, others too
The underneath face
Sure left a bad taste
So now I'm known as Mr. Greybeard to youse...

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Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha, make a mess on my shoe...

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It's Friday all day, what a great revelation
Can hear the astonishment throughout the nation
I'm required each day
To show youse the way
To a sunshiny life without no medication...

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Youse must think sex is always on my mind
Well not always but it's not far behind
Oops what I meant to say
My mind sometimes strays
Weren't we discussing techniques of some kind...

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It's Sunday all day, what a great revelation
Can hear the astonishment throughout the nation
I'm required each day
To show youse the way
To a sunshiny life without no medication...

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It's Tuesday all day, what a great revelation
Can hear the astonishment throughout the nation
I'm required each day
To show youse the way
To a sunshiny life without no medication...

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Humour is my forte, perhaps you've noticed
Sure don't hear any of youse people protest
In fact, on the contrary
A poem that is merry
Brightens our attitude each day to the mostest...

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It's Friday all day long, what a big revelation
I can hear the astonishment throughout the nation
I'm required each day
To show youse the way
To a sunshiny life without medication...

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Humour is my forte, perhaps you've noticed
Sure don't hear any of youse people protest
In fact, to the contrary
A poem that is merry
Brightens your attitude each day to the mostest...

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