Short Yodels Poems

Parallel transits lounge
Charms of shadowy spirits
Quantum Happy Hour...

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A lonely cowboy yodels as his echo joins him in a duet.



August 18, 2016...

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An osprey circles
Hoping I will find a fish for him
A beaver slaps its tail
Yodels to its young
Turtles lounge in the sun
As Swans and Geese negotiate
A doe and fawn cautiously 
Observe my passing
A blue Heron appears
Undisturbed by my presence
Soft breezes tickle the lily pads
As the Dragonflies dance
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Olé

Our nympho neighbour called Lucille
Yodels after sex, how she'd squeal
My poor husband Paul
Just bangs on the wall
As paper thin walls aren't ideal!

Lu’s bonking for hour upon hour
Just pausing to grab a quick shower
Though she’s aged ninety eight
Lucille’s sex life is great -
Young lovers have got staying power!

01/28/21...

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                   so sweet
                       eve
                 cantillating
             softly she yodels

                 even softer
                the salty wet
        sliding netherward mine
                    cheek

                  i whistle
                 eve singz

                    close
               ourn throats

                mine roarz
                hern purrz



*Sunday's testimony ;)
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Watchmaker, watchmaker make me a watch,
Which tells me I'm time, which shan't be forgot.

I want it to yell in yodels and songs sung by a lady,
Whenever I'm adrift in my mind full of lies in fantasy. 

Use cogs and quarts to bind the time to my soul,
Tie wires and wheels to my veins and my vessels. 

Tick me with tocks of the clock on my wrist,
So never again shall another minute be missed.

So watchmaker, watchmaker make me a watch,
As we're struck on another roman numeral notch....

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