Short Wot Poems

Who’d have thought
That wot I’d wrote,
Would ever be a
Quotable quote?...

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In Oxford and Cambridge, they can get jolly batey
‘cos they don’t speak proper wot like I do matey...

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There was a giraffe named Wot
Who got his neck tied into a knot
The animals laughed
At this silly giraffe
How shorter Wot's neck had got...

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Good morning Frank yes is still cold now, 
have to take to bed a cow,
 just watch the farting cow pies (manure)thou,
 come summer might need a plough!
wot nah shyte...
Don Johnson 3-aug-11...

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Watched an Aussie program, their dialect's appealing
Makes sense if you listen closely without pinwheeling
Wot did e utta
Pass the bruddy butta
It's English methinks but can leave you reeling...

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Watched  an Aussie program, their dialect's appealing
Makes sense if you listen closely without pinwheeling
Wot did e utta
Pass the bruddy butta
It's English methinks but can leave you reeling...

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Feeling fantastic, my life is a blast
Everyone here gives me joy unsurpassed
Each one I hold dear
Your love I revere
All are treasures of creativity and class


© Jack Ellison 2015


WOT??? A serious one!!!...

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Tell me friends, wot ya tink the word “antsy” means
Does it mean like somebody but with much bigger jeans
Does it refer to someone edgy
Who gets constantly all sweaty
When things get dicey do they throw tantrums and scream


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Mi Hart nos knot how to spel werds ore feelings
A contess ,eye cant wyn becuz eye kant  spel
Duz punktuation realee speek frum the Harte 
Wot i want too say, wot i whant two xspress
Mus bee spelted rite or knowwon nos wot i sey
If knot punctuated write , mi POEM iz lost...

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dont worry about wot people may say
theire time will come
dont be sceard of bulliys 
theire time will come
dont get upset about people's thoght's 
theire time will come
for all evil in the world 
your time will come 
dont ceep running away 
because thears no place to stay 
evry one will face God one day !!!


BY JAMES CHRISTIAN...

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Unaccustomed to the lingo
yet accustomed to the bling so
let it roll and rock and rot
regardless of the highbrow wot...

or china crystalled silver settings
designed Lenox gauche, just sayin' nothing
compared to what us fair groomed got
thank Daddy for the polyglot.

Of myth and spit and hum-drudgery
of how things never used to be
is time to wake up. Hope we do
'cause I'd like to live on, would you?...

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There is impurity every where
Nobody just loves to care
The government is playing all dare n dare
Why don't they care
Why don't they care
Can't they see the Flaming air
The burning hearts r filled with tears
Oh that's so sad that they can't share
Their lives r filled with abundance of sorrows
And they can't hav even Happiness Borrow
Oh its true, its true wot each sayz
That there is impurity Every where :'(...

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There is impurity every where
Nobody just loves to care
The government is playing all dare n dare
Why don't they care
Why don't they care
Can't they see the Flaming air
The burning hearts r filled with tears
Oh that's so sad that they can't share
Their lives r filled with abundance of sorrows
And they can't have even Happiness Borrow
Oh its true, its true wot each says
That there is impurity Every where :'(...

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Sports or Church? 

I’d take sports over church any day, 
Play sports to my hearts content, 
I would never go out of my way, 
From the body or people to repent. 

I was asked about it by James, 
Then by my parents, “[wot u think?]” 
So i said straight i liked games, 
With them i was not on the brink. 

Secularism is physical, god’s not, 
And atheism implies real life, 
Where people matter and are hot, 
So atheism must be the wife....

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Hey little brother,
I’m still waiting to be
served, so I thought I’d 
make you a  Big  Mac so  you  can
  eat my words. I know losing weight
  is  hard    especially  for  you , I
  guess that seafood diet your on ,  
you   didn’t  really think  it  through. 
Seeing  food  doesn’t  mean you can
 eat  it,  sort  of  defeats  the
point, but I can understand
brother, cause you get the
 munchies  after  a  joint.

M.Mahauariki © 2012...

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