Short Workin Poems

Working nights again,
7:00pm - 3:00am.
All of my co workers all complain, 
about how these night work hours drive them insane
but not me,  I'm in freaking heaven.

I'm getting paid for my insomnia, 
which would otherwise anyway deny me from sleeping....

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I say now pretty baby
you know you drive me crazy
you know that I'm fallin for you
the way you be workin that body boo
you make it easy
you make so damn easy for me to say
you're beautiful
without regaurd
so dangerous
you make it hard
for me
to breathe
yeah for me 
to breathe...

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Ooooh, Ohhhh, Ooooh,
  ba da da -- ba da da
Sittin' here listenin'
  Is that the Blues?
Sittin' here hummin'
  Yeah, that's the Blues
Sittin' here stitchin'
  Stitchin' the Blues
I'm a-workin' on my Life Quilt
  And I'm sittin' here
    Stitchin' the Blues
Doo doooo ba da ba da da da
Stitchin' the Blues
It's so sad if you understand
  It's worse if you don't
    Stitchin' the Blues
boo-wah oooh boo day...

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Come in Doc, stay a while and please close the door.
Your pills aren't workin..still sore...what? Take more?

Whaddya mean, "Don't worry"?
Why are you in such a hurry?

You just barely came in,
Now your leavin' again!

How much? Thanks for the break, but that bill's still pretty sour!
Been here two minutes...That's makes it 6000 bucks an hour..

Pardon me, what's that you say?
Yes,.... do have a nice day...


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The Doctor Has Left the Building....

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Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.

He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.

He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded me a shillin.
If tha wants that extra tanna lad,
Them bags o stiks want fillin.

A BOB and a shilling were the same value
Equivalent to 5 new pence(12 old penny's)
A tanner was 2 1/2 new pence(6 old penny's)

25/6/2022...

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