Short Woody Poems

I think of making two woody horns one is white and other is brown...

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A calm sparkled pond
bear fish 'neath a woody foot bridge;
Now Spring's Cherry Blossoms....

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"toy story X


oddly when
not even 

Buzz or
Woody

was Andy's
favorite

friend...

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Who's doing the voice for Woody
in the next Toy Story
Too Soon
Fingers crossed for zombies
Out.......

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Woody
Shady
Leafy
Smelly
Forest can be woody and shady,
But the ground is leafy and smelly....

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W-hen 
O-ne 
O-pportunity 
D-rives 
Y-ou 

Topic: Birthday of Woody Cruz (April 3) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Annie Hall
was finally invited to the Governors Ball
but didn't take Woody
whom so many had said couldn't dance, could he?...

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forty years old
playful companion to a five year old
woody doll in one hand
buzz lightyear in the other
flying through the air into the yard...

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The art and technique
Of shaping trees and woody
Plants, time reveals all



  http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/nature-6.php...

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If you are not as funny as Woody Allan
Nor as vicous as Joe Stalin and when
If you hear about those two and feel worse
Just read a little Poetrysoup verse...

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Woodrow Wilson Guthrie
sang about the people who lived roughly
he wrote and sang earthy songs a plenty
and he was friend and mentor to many
...

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I once trick-or-treated...goodie, goodie! 
I had wore, a sock with a hoodie 
People were all so surprised 
When they all had realized 
I was walking around with a woody...

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There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest...

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Everyone seems ashamed of their nudity
I blame it all on the mayor of prudity
BUTT if she weren't so plump
she'd be flashing more rump
and more men would be driving home woody...

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Little starling,

   perched in your woody heights,

   kneading thy wet wings,

   and gloating with song -----

Then flying off to some far shore:

   Is it envy that I feel?...

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A Basket Contained Dice, Elves, Fish...
Great Halmslow Invited Jello Kwentish...
Lit moonlight nicely operated...
Plates quickly rubbed...
Slowly, time unveils...
Vast woody xylophones...
Years zest......

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Old Man Named Woody


There was an old man named Woody
Always asked himself if could he?
he then walked lots
then smoked two more pots
he couldn't get up and stood-he.


Written: Oct. 30, 2015
Theresa...

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"the Tom Woody tree"


apparently a perennial
annually coming back

pseudonyms of him
though i don't know

misunderstand 
misunderstood
 
could be
would be

but
not

me
but

them
and

him...

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a carnelian 
crystal flow reflects sunset
blanket of white peace

woody specters dot
painted skies on horizon
icy riverbank

crayola color
blending in duplicity 
harmonic nature

...

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Brenda has a big bottom,
it causes quite a wake
as she swims toward me.

Soft girl steaming up to my woody
chuffing like a tugboat,
mouth as wide as a catfish.

Such things are not written of
nearly enough....

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munching with my mate
   buxom burgundy berries
   autumn pigeon date



( I have a red guava tree which the wood pigeons love, eating 30 berries in one go - just swallow after swallow. Usually leave all fruit for them.)...

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Woody would if he could,
Jimmy did like he should,
Timmy just pulled down his hood,
Benny was so very good.

All the boys did the test,
Two did better than the rest,
Benny's result was the best,
Two boys think Maths is a pest....

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I remember the melody that
was played last night,
Sparks of water, falling
from the heavens,
On the chest of giant
woody beings.

Falling from the skies note to note,
Making pleasing echoes,
going forever,
everywhere...

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Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?”
Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry
Voice trembling and shaking
During this joyous undertaking
Apologized for his words which came out quite slurry...

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MRI terror overwhelmed
Magnetic blanket weight
Heavy pressing down crushing air
Compressed can't breath can't do

Changed blanket lighter one helped
Closed eyes, plugged ears, go
Woody The Woodpecker turned loose
Clanging  aluminum...

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