Short Willie Poems
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The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work
There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie
Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"
One Willie went over the wall
(to avoid the warden and all)
pain quickly arose
within prison clothes
(razor wire snagged on a ball)
Willie Howard Mays
set the baseball world ablaze
for many an NL MVP he did bid
and earned the sobriquet Say Hey Kid
The God of Pandemics is silly
Displaying less sense than a lily
The rest of us know
The virus can't grow
Where no one has a 6' willie!
Here lies a rounder named Willy Lee
Marvelous hunk of a man was he
Lasted almost a day
After lovely wife Kay
Discovered she had an S.T.D.
Silly Jill and Willie Dill,
Both agreed to take the pill.
But Silly Jill wouldn't take the pill,
Until she knew for sure that Willy will.
Wee Willie Winkie
Let out a stinky
That made the young girls cry
On his lips with his pinky
Wee Willie Winkie
Said that it wasn't I
You've got to hand it to Millie
She knows what makes men act silly!
Just ask Uncle Fred
Who took her to bed
Where she circum-sighed his willie!
Canadian Willie Amos
Was so eager to be famous
To prove he's no prude
He zoomed in the nude
And peed to confound the shamus
26.IV.2!
To escape the Devil's detection
Willie Wilde lies here in this section
And he chose this spot
With his wife on top
To enjoy the First Resurrection
There once was a guy called Wee Willie
Who chased every old mare and filly
He was welcomed around
Every bedroom in town
For his willie was really a dilly
once a small dog named joe willie
complained that his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of alumn spiced chili.
Let me tell you bout Little Miss Muffet
Why she constantly sat on a tuffet
She was fooling around
With Wee Willie in town
And Wee Willie really did rough it
Wee willie winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstair and downstairs
In the night gown.
Wee willie Winkie
Went to home
Wandering here and there
In a good tone
Willie Wonka made new candy
It tasted like a mouth full of Brandi
Adults kept buying their share
Had their noses in the air
It gave them a feel of fancy
Little Willie Warbler can sing
His voice is a beautiful thing
It will bring you to tears
You'll forget all your fears
In the wonderful melodies he brings
we have same I deals
love the same meals
both love to prance
both love to dance
and willie to take a chance
it don't get know better
WE BELONG TOGETHER
Georgia gentle on my mind
Willie took us on the journey home
~ never a sweeter nostalgic feeling
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!
Willie Nelson
likes to play music for fun
he doesn’t need money for his family to feed
but as a sideline he developed his own brand of weed
There was a young man from Hope,
Who was asked if he ever smoked dope?
He replied that he had,
And it wasn't too bad,
But he certainly didn't inhale that rope.
Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee.
Willie Anne finds faeries at least once a day
Sometimes in the field, forest, meadow or hay
How she finds them, no one can say
but when we come out, they all fly away