Short Willie Poems

Then again, I'd smoke a blunt with anyone....

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off kilter music
metronome off by a beat
willie nelson way...

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love to walk and talk
no doudt
he's got a big mouth
always act silly
BIG MOUTH WILLE...

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Wee Willy Winkie
Sprained his little pinkie

Wee Wendy Winkie
Fixed him up by jinkies...

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no doudt
got a big mouth
hes a clown
runs up and down
the towns clown
act looks 
ALWAY LAZY
CRAZY WILLIE...

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he is got game
some say insane
knocks on my windor pane
loolik and acting silly
he a real dilly
SLICK WILLIE...

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The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work...

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There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie...

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Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"...

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One Willie went over the wall
(to avoid the warden and all)
pain quickly arose
within prison clothes
(razor wire snagged on a ball)...

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The God of Pandemics is silly
Displaying less sense than a lily
The rest of us know
The virus can't grow
Where no one has a 6' willie!...

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Here lies a rounder named Willy Lee
Marvelous hunk of a man was he
Lasted almost a day
After lovely wife Kay
Discovered she had an S.T.D....

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Wee Willie Winkie

Let out a stinky

That made the young girls cry

On his lips with his pinky

Wee Willie Winkie

Said that it wasn't I...

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You've got to hand it to Millie
She knows what makes men act silly!
Just ask Uncle Fred
Who took her to bed
Where she circum-sighed his willie!...

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Canadian Willie Amos
Was so eager to be famous
To prove he's no prude
He zoomed in the nude
And peed to confound the shamus

26.IV.2!...

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To escape the Devil's detection
Willie Wilde lies here in this section
And he chose this spot
With his wife on top
To enjoy the First Resurrection...

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There once was a guy called Wee Willie
Who chased every old mare and filly
He was welcomed around 
Every bedroom in town
For his willie was really a dilly...

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Let me tell you bout Little Miss Muffet
Why she constantly sat on a tuffet
She was fooling around
With Wee Willie in town
And Wee Willie really did rough it...

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Wee willie winkie 
Runs through the town,
Upstair and downstairs
In the night gown.

Wee willie Winkie 
Went to home
Wandering here and there
In a good tone...

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Willie Wonka made new candy
It tasted like a mouth full of Brandi
Adults kept buying their share
Had their noses in the air
It gave them a feel of fancy...

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Little Willie Warbler can sing
His voice is a beautiful thing
It will bring you to tears
You'll forget all your fears
In the wonderful melodies he brings...

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we have same I deals
love the same meals
both love to prance
both love to dance
and willie to take a chance
it don't get know better
WE BELONG TOGETHER...

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A pretty Welsh girl in Caerphilly
Was invited to play ball with Willie
One kick to his ball
Caused Willie to fall
So she thought the game was quite silly!...

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There was a young man from Hope,
Who was asked if he ever smoked dope?
He replied that he had,
And it wasn't too bad,
But he certainly didn't inhale that rope....

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Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee....

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